Doctor's Advice????

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by MRSH, Aug 1, 2004.

  1. MRSH

    MRSH Supporting Member

    This chap had a sore throat and also had some breathing problems so he went to his local doctor for an examination.

    The doctor for some reason had a severe dislike of the Salvation Army and suspected that the patient was a member. He said, "You play in the Salvation Army Band, don't you?

    "Yes" replied the patient, "I do."

    The doctor thought to himself, "I'll upset his little apple-cart."

    "That's the trouble! Playing your instrument is having a severe effect on your breathing," said the doctor. "You'll have to give it up!"

    "But Doctor, that's my life. It's really important to me. Do I really have to give up playing in the band?"

    "Most definitely. There is no other alternative" said the doctor.

    "Oh well, if that is the way it is I will just have to accept it" said the man.

    As his patient was about to leave the doctor stopped him and asked, "As a matter of interest, what instrument do you play?"

    Back came the reply, "I play the drum!"
  2. Spanky Rear

    Spanky Rear Member

    When the good Doctor learned the patient played the drum he must have been doubly pleased!?
  3. Jamie

    Jamie Member

    Er... Am I missing something?! :?
  4. akwarose

    akwarose Active Member

    yer marbles? :p only jokin. dont worry, i dont think anyone else knows wot they are on about either.... :roll:

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