Doctor, doctor

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Dave Payn, Oct 29, 2003.

  1. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    "Doctor, doctor. Every time I sit down, I see visions of Mickey Mouse and Pluto, every time I stand up, I see Donald Duck."

    "How long have you been having these Disney spells?"
     
  2. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    "Doctor, doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me!"

    "Next"
     
  3. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    Doctor Doctor, I think I'm a dog!

    Lie down on the couch

    I'm not allowed on the furniture
     
  4. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    Doctor, doctor, I think I'm turning into a robin!"

    "Well, hop up on the couch and we'll have a look".


    Doctor, doctor, I can't hear properly!"

    Having examined him, the doctor replied: "You've got custard in one ear and cream in the other, but there's nothing to worry about, you're just a trifle deaf".
     
  5. neiltwist

    neiltwist Active Member

    Patient: "Doctor Doctor, everyone keeps treating me like a pair of curtains"

    Doc: "Pull Yourself together Lad!"
     
  6. Patient - doctor doctor, i've got 59 seconds to live!!

    Doc - I'll be with you in a minute
     
  7. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    "Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm Moses on Mount Sinai!"

    "Don't worry about it, just keep taking the tablets".
     
  8. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    Doctor doctor, I think I'm invisible.

    Who's that!?!?
     
  9. Maestro

    Maestro Active Member

    Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a cricket ball.

    Hoooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!
     
  10. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    Doctor doctor, I swallowed a roll of film!

    Lets hope nothing develops


    Doctor doctor I've lost my short term memory!

    When did this start?

    When did what start?
     
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  12. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    Doctor doctor I think I'm a frog

    Well you wont croak just yet...
     
  13. EIBB_Ray

    EIBB_Ray Member

    Doctor doctor, I keep having dreams in which I turn into Wigwams and Tee Pee's .

    I suspect the problem is you are too tense.
     
  14. The Cornet King

    The Cornet King Active Member

    Doctor Doctor, I think my eye sight is going!

    I'm sorry sir, this is the Post Office!
     
  15. andywooler

    andywooler Supporting Member

    Doctor Doctor, I hurt in lots of different plaes


    Well don't go to those places then!


    Doctor - I want a second opinion


    You're ugly as well


    Doctor - I haven't seen you for a while


    No, I've been sick

    Eric & Ernie, don't you just love em!
     
  16. BigHorn

    BigHorn Active Member

    Doctor Doctor I've got a steering wheel stuck down my underpants - It's driving me nuts.
     
  17. Seedhouse

    Seedhouse Active Member

    Lol! :lol: That's a classic Bighorn! Lots of good ones in this topic! :wink:
     
  18. onedrummeruk

    onedrummeruk Member

    Doctor Doctor

    Last week i swallowed a Five pound note and a ten pound note.
    this week I swallowed a 50P a 10p and a 2 P..

    Don't worry, the change will do you good.
     
  19. Seedhouse

    Seedhouse Active Member

    Lol! :lol:
     

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