Dirty White van messages

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by iggmeister, May 4, 2005.

  1. iggmeister

    iggmeister Member

    I was travelling to work this morning, following the dreaded white van driver.

    As they usually are, his rig was filthy.

    Someone had written in the mess "I wish my missus was this dirty!".

    I thought it was blinkin' funny but it made me wonder if anybody out there has read any other funny message on white vans?

    "Clean me" is a bit rubbish and common compared to the above.

  2. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    That's so old! Can't believe you haven't seen it before!

    "Also available in white" is another one we seem to get a lot of round here, too.

    TIMBONE Active Member

    Another version is "You think this van is dirty, you ought to see the drivers' wife"

    TIMBONE Active Member

    I think the reason he hadn't seen it before, is because things take a while to get down to Cornwall :biggrin: You never know, the van may have come from Northwich :p
  5. Spanky Rear

    Spanky Rear Member

    '''Lighten our darkness we beseech thee O Lord''........seen on white van outside a local church!
  6. brasscrest

    brasscrest Active Member

    "Do not wash - dirt endurance test in progress"
  7. iggmeister

    iggmeister Member

    Cheeky blimmin' monkey! We just do things drekley.

    I reckon it just proves that I'm still young. I haven't seen that phrase before.

    Like the dirt endurance one as well..

  8. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    "Don't wash me - plough me" ;)
  9. Pookiyama

    Pookiyama Member

    www.washme.com.uk - a pathetic attempt to keep up with popular culture, but also complete ignorance of the top-level UK domain, which can be co.uk, org.uk, me.uk, ltd.uk, mod.uk and a load of others, but never com.uk...

    ...oh, and not funny either.
  10. rutty

    rutty Active Member

    It's also not resolving for me ;(
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  11. HorniKaz

    HorniKaz Supporting Member

    Not a white van message but a rather amusing car sticker.......

    "If I want you up my a**e, I'll kiss you first!!!!!"

    Apologies for invading this thread but I thought it was funny & should be shared!!

    Ooooooh...... just remembered a white van one....

    "How Am I Driving?

    Phone 0800 kiss my butt !"
  12. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    "Also comes in white" was quite popular for a while.
  13. DublinBass

    DublinBass Supporting Member

    These are much better than the typical "wash me" that I've seen!
  14. sugarandspice

    sugarandspice Active Member

    OI OI!! I've seen that one before, and i saw it in CORNWALL!!................but then, i suppose things are a bit slow to get going down here.........i mean whats this running water concept all about?! (whats worng with the well?!!) :)
  15. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    On the subject of car stickers, one of my neighbours has one that says "I LOVE CATS - they taste of chicken...":clap: Class.

  16. six pints

    six pints Active Member

    not really a car sticker but still one of my new favs is "if *insert nasty word* were airplanes, this place would be an airport!
  17. Liz Courts

    Liz Courts Active Member

    It's because most of the white vans down here are kept clean *cough*, so there's not as much chance to write any witty comments on them! :p
  18. JessopSmythe

    JessopSmythe Active Member

    Favourite white van comment :-
    "If my wife was this dirty, I'd never leave the house!"

    Favourite sticker (On a bikers jacket)
    "If you can see this, the bitch has fallen off again" :clap: