Desperately Seeking Sanity

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by MrsDoyle, Aug 9, 2009.

  1. MrsDoyle

    MrsDoyle Supporting Member

    What examples of insanity or simply plain idiocy courtesy of the general public and the 'bigwigs' of companies have you seen?

    Mine would have to be [sorry, rampant pedancy again] the sign 'Pansy's ready' (is she?)
     
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  3. agentorange

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    There was the hotel that coudn't serve bread and butter with it's breakfast - but I could have as much toast as i wanted.
     
  4. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

    I like the sign that says "This door is alarmed" Well, I'm pretty skittish myself ;)

    New signs seem to include things like a building site that claims "Danger of death" - like you have to be told? :dunno
     
  5. HaleStorm

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    Peanut packets with "warning may contain nuts" on the back, an M&S Tiramissu pudding in a box, with "please do not invert this item" on the bottom. A kids superman costume with "warning this doesnt not give the wearer superpowers"
     
  6. Kjata

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    There is a curry house near norwich which has a sign saying "try one of our curries, you will never get better"!!!!
    I couldn't believe it! :D
     
  7. Hells Bones

    Hells Bones Active Member

    There is a kebab house near my Parents' house with a sign that says:

    "This is not Burger King. You do not get it the way you want it.
    You get it the way we give it or you don't get it at all!"
     
  8. MrsDoyle

    MrsDoyle Supporting Member

    :clap:
     
  9. Getzonica

    Getzonica Active Member

    One of my friends was reading me out the ingrediance list for a meal she had: " Fish - contains fish........."
     
  10. We have pictures t o prove this one.
    "You must wear underwear when trying on clothes."
     
  11. HaleStorm

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    That is pure genius
     
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  13. HaleStorm

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    Saw one in the pub regarding starting a Tab..."In God We Trust....Everyone Else Pays Cash"
     
  14. animal.22

    animal.22 Member

    Oh dear dear dear dear dear Daniel!!!!! Sanity? On this site,and especialy concerning banding?????? Never in the field of human conflict has so little been done for so few for nobody!!!! Sanity???? Forget it dear boy....... :biggrin:
     
  15. themusicalrentboy

    themusicalrentboy Active Member

    how's the head animal? :D
     
  16. animal.22

    animal.22 Member

    Hi Chris, Just working up to give it another drubbin mate.......just had a pint of rose' and gunna finish the bottle soon then on to the whiskey YIPPEE........:biggrin: :clap:
     
  17. Jan H

    Jan H Moderator Staff Member

    the coffee machines at work:
    a cup of fresh, cooled water is free
    an empty cup costs 5 cent

    huh?
     
  18. Getzonica

    Getzonica Active Member

    I know this doesn't exactly count, but I always laugh to myself when I see it written on an exam page:

    BLANK PAGE

    Its not a blank page if its got writing on......;)
     
  19. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

    Not only that, but they also usually put "This page has been left deliberately blank." - No it hasn't, you have just written on it!

    I also like "There are no exam questions on this page." Nay! I never would have guessed! :roll:
     
  20. Kjata

    Kjata Member

    You see, there's some really dumb people that don't understand!! ;)
     
  21. HaleStorm

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    Just seen a packet of pre-packed fish "Warning Fish will be hot after cooking"
     
  22. MrsDoyle

    MrsDoyle Supporting Member

    "MASSIVE RUG SALE" - very ambiguous.

    Is it the rug or the sale that's massive?
     

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