Desert Island Cutlery!

Discussion in 'Thread Games & Totally Random...' started by DMBabe, Jul 4, 2009.

  1. DMBabe

    DMBabe Supporting Member

    Am thinking things are getting somewhat fraught and serious on here so felt the need for a truly silly, yet still (slightly) thought-provoking thread!

    You are trapped on a desert island and are only allowed one piece of cutlery. What would you have and why? :dunno
     
  2. MrsDoyle

    MrsDoyle Supporting Member

    Stroke of genius!!!


    I'd take a fish slice (if that counts). Ideal for bashing things with.
     
  3. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    A steak knife, so it can be used to carve a full set!
     
  4. DMBabe

    DMBabe Supporting Member

    Spoon because so far tonight I have made tea, buttered and cut toast all with a spoon! Imagine the potential for digging and there's always the handle!
     
  5. MrsDoyle

    MrsDoyle Supporting Member

    Actually maybe not a fish slice... a ladle.

    For the 'spoon' reasons above, but a ladle hs a larger surface area.
     
  6. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

    I'd take a spork. A combination tool like that ought to be useful and you can stab things with it as well
     
  7. MoominDave

    MoominDave Well-Known Member

    Are we allowed combinations then? In that case, I would take a spifrk with fold-out yacht.

    Easy!
     
  8. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

    I can't imagine you wearing combinations, Dave. ;)
     
  9. MoominDave

    MoominDave Well-Known Member

    I bet you have really. No need to be shy, Mike.
     
  10. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

    :eek:Sorry, I'm feeling nauseous again!:eek:
     
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  12. MoominDave

    MoominDave Well-Known Member

    That good, eh?
     
  13. steve butler

    steve butler Active Member

    I would take a canteen - just in case I get a bit thirsty
     
  14. DMBabe

    DMBabe Supporting Member

    That's cheating..... fold-out yacht indeed! :roll: In that case I want a knoork with an aeroplane in the handle!!!!

    If that's all it takes to make you all delicate you might want to see your GP. Or a psychiatrist????;)
     
  15. David Mann

    David Mann Member

    ;) A spell checker - I'd rather starve and have everything correct.
     
  16. DMBabe

    DMBabe Supporting Member

    Is this a 2nd account for Mike Lyons? Or are you a clone? :confused:
     
  17. MrsDoyle

    MrsDoyle Supporting Member

    Anyone else with ideas for desert island cutlery?
     
  18. Columbo

    Columbo Member

    Whisk, Cos I like to mix it up!
     
  19. DMBabe

    DMBabe Supporting Member

    Hand, mechanical twirly style or electric? Makes all the difference!! ;)
     
  20. Columbo

    Columbo Member

    Depends What I'm using it for!! Oh yeah!
     
  21. DMBabe

    DMBabe Supporting Member

    :eek: Well given it's a desert island..... sand? Cheeky Boy!!!! ;)
     
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