December Caption Competition

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by dyl, Dec 3, 2003.

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  1. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    Here's the pic for the December Caption Competition:


    Usual rules apply i.e. No prizes! ;)

    Have fun!
  2. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    ooh ooh Me First.....

    "Right in future Nessie can pick the presents up from the waters edge!"


    "Look Rudolph I don't care HOW cool it is, you just can't get enough speed up!".
  3. Moy

    Moy Active Member

    "Hope Santa brings me (toe) nail clippers for my Xmas"
  4. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    But he is Santa, Moy! ;)
  5. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    "As air traffic gets more and more congested, some organisations look at alternative transit methods"
  6. Moy

    Moy Active Member

    Can't be the real santa 'cause he wouldn't let his toe nails get that long. He would get stuck up the chimney..must be an imposter.
  7. Maestro

    Maestro Active Member

    Now that's what i call a quick thaw!!
  8. geordiecolin

    geordiecolin Active Member

    Damn Tuna nets!!
  9. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    In the latest round of Lapland's government cutbacks, Santa Claus was not only disappointed that he'd have to lay off his reindeer and dispose of his sleigh, and that he'd have to get to each house by water using battery operated skis, but that they'd omitted to mention to him that the batteries didn't come supplied......
  10. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    The local Frenchmen were getting fed up with Santa Claus's constant re-iteration of the 'H'eau h'eau h'eau' gag so they decided to let him try some for himself.
  11. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    That's global warming for you - there were chimneys here this time last year :wink:
  12. Keppler

    Keppler Moderator Staff Member

    I'm not overweight - it's a flotation device!
  13. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Take yer foot off of Rudolph's head, Nick 8)

  14. uncle eric

    uncle eric Member

    hello friends

    my entry for the caption competition this month (december) is, and our ada thought this was rather good,( ithought of it as i was queueing for a couple of eccles cakes at newmans)...

    reindeer drowns in global warming shocker!

    tee hee

    Uncle eric
  15. Aidan

    Aidan Active Member

    Rudolph took so long polishing his nose that the polar ice caps had melted before they'd even set off!!!
  16. Big Twigge

    Big Twigge Active Member

    The bronze swimming award had been updated, the pyjamas had been replaced and 'seasonalised' for a new generation of swimmers
  17. Kerwintootle

    Kerwintootle Member

    Ssssssssssssssssszzzzzzzz! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I must, I must remember to check if the fire is out before I attempt to climb down the chimney.
  18. Well Worth It

    Well Worth It Active Member

    "This new prosthetic claw just cut through the rope, Rudolph"
  19. andyp

    andyp Active Member

    On reflection, hiring "Eddie the Eagle" to deliver the presents this year wasn't such a good idea.........
  20. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Your signature is a quote from a Goon Show (The Jet Propelled Guided NAAFI) AND you play in the Eccleston Band.

    Spooky! I think you might be worth deading! :)
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