When i was younger my dad used to have all sorts of daft songs he would sing, usually about food. These are a few of them....... "They're long and green and they look obscene and they always have me burpin, but i must confess what i like best is a great big pickled gerkin." "smack your chops, lick your lips, have a lovely bad of (blows rasberry) chipsticks." "Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger, stick em up yer bum and they last a bit longer" It has always amused me. Anyone else got a mad dad with daft songs??