Curry Song Game

Discussion in 'Thread Games & Totally Random...' started by jamieow, Feb 20, 2007.

  1. jamieow

    jamieow Member

    Ok, similar to the 'musical games' already going on. This is a game I play with my friends when we go for a 'Ruby'....
    Basically the curry song game is where we pitch in with a song title that has been 'ammended' to suit to sound like or include something that is accociated with curry or things assocated with curry........
    I'll start..
    "Tears on my Pilau";)
  2. jamieow

    jamieow Member

    "Korma Chameleon"
  3. DaveR

    DaveR Active Member

    "Tikka chance on me"
  4. gawber

    gawber Active Member

    "Tikka to Ride"
  5. DaveR

    DaveR Active Member

    ABBA seems quite good for curry songs:

    Chicken Tikka (Chiquitita)
    Gimme Gimme Gimme (A naan after midnight)
  6. DaveR

    DaveR Active Member

    This time limit on editing posts is really annoying!

    Another ABBA one - Vindaloo
    And a Beatles number - Curry that weight
  7. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    Korma follow the band (from the musical bhajinam)
  8. Ffion Flugel

    Ffion Flugel Member

    A Whiter Shade of Pilau
  9. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    More Abba - Dhansak Queen
  10. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    The Road to Chicken Malaya
    Aloo, aloo, who's your lati friend?
  11. jamieow

    jamieow Member

    Poppadom Preach
  12. Ffion Flugel

    Ffion Flugel Member

    Dhansak with Wolves
  13. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Here We Go Vindaloo,
    Here We Go Vindali...
  14. Darth_Tuba

    Darth_Tuba Active Member

    For those who haven't seen it before:
    Bohemian Curry

    The Curry Song (to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody)

    Is this a Bhuna?
    Or is this a Jalfrezi?
    Mixed up my order,
    They all look the same to me
    open your gob,
    Just swallow a forkful and see.
    I'm just a student,
    Need something real cheap to eat
    because I'm stoney broke,
    Not a bean.
    Don't remember
    The menu I've seen,
    Korma, Saag or Madras
    Doesn't really matter to me
    To me...(piano bit here)

    Naan-aa, just killed a man
    Poppadom against his head
    Had lime pickle now he's dead.
    Naan-aa, dinner just begun
    But now I'm going to **** it all away.
    Naan-aa, ooh-ooh
    Didn't mean to make you cry,
    Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow,
    Curry on, curry on,'cause nothing really madras.

    Too late, my dinner's gone
    Sends shivers up my spine
    Rectum aching all the time.
    Goodbye every bhaji, I've got to go
    Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
    Naan-aa, ooh ooh,
    This Dopiaza's mild,
    Sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.

    I see a little chickentikka on the side,
    Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh pass the chutney made of mango.
    Vindaloo does very nicely
    Very very spicey
    ME!Biryani (Biryani)Biryani (Biryani)Biryani and a naan
    O Vindaloooooooo
    I've eaten balti, somebody help me
    He's eaten balti, get him to a lavatory
    Stand well back; this loo's quarantined.
    Here it comes,
    There it goes technicolour yawn
    I chunder
    It's coming up again(There he goes)
    I chunder
    It's coming up again(There he goes)
    I chunder
    It's coming up again
    Up again
    Here it comes again,Here it comes again,Here it comes again,Here it comes again.
    This vindaloo is about to wreck my guts
    Poor me... Poor me... Poor me!
    (Wayne's World head banging bit)

    So you think you can chunder and think it's alright?
    So you think you can eat curry and drink all night?
    Ohh maybe, now you'll puke like a baby,
    just had to come out,Just had to come right out in here...
    Korma, saag or bhuna,Balti, naan or bhaji
    Nothing makes a difference to me
    To me.
    Last edited: Feb 21, 2007
  15. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Chris that is pure class. :D
  16. DublinBass

    DublinBass Supporting Member

    Don't forget Turandot's aria

    Nessun Korma
    (naan shall sleep)
  17. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Don't make me laugh so much! I can't find my inhaler...
  18. Bryan_sop

    Bryan_sop Active Member

    I can't help Phall-ing in love with you.

    Lalalalala Lababda
  19. jmb83

    jmb83 Member

    Our (Curry) House by Madras
  20. jamieow

    jamieow Member

    "Jalfrezi, frezi, frezi, frezi Nights..."
    Love a bit of Kiss me!!!

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