Cruz Beckham???

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by sterlingsop, Feb 20, 2005.

  1. sterlingsop

    sterlingsop Member

    Oh please.....i dread to think where HE was conceived!!
  2. HorniKaz

    HorniKaz Supporting Member

    Poor kid!!

    Perhaps they were angry when he was concieved! Cruz is spanish for cross!! :mad: (or have they named him after david's tattoos?)
  3. Brian Kelly

    Brian Kelly Active Member

    I thought that it was a misprint for "Crud".

    Poor kid.
  4. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Cruz control?
    Cruz missile?
    Saga Cruz?

  5. Bazza

    Bazza Member

    Just heard something on the radio and they said it may be a tribute to their 'good friend' Tom Cruise!?!?! why do celebrities have to go for such stupid unusual names? poor kids i say!!
  6. Laserbeam bass

    Laserbeam bass Active Member

    I would imagine that the choice of name for the Beckhams newest family member, is to ensure that the one brain cell they appear to share can be reminded of their summer holiday this year.

    Taxi Driver to David Beckham " Where you going on holiday this year?"
    Beckham "What's the names of our Children?"
    "yeah, that's it, we're going on a cruise!!!!!!"
  7. Red Elvis

    Red Elvis Active Member

    And young Cruz will love his parents when he gets to school age in spain - Its a girls name!!!!

    Honestly , what a pair of ****wits.
  8. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

    ^What he said!

    What worries me is that n a few years' time we're going to be teaching a generation peppered with these stupid and illiterate name choices.

    These people are role models. I despair.:cry: :cry: :cry:
  9. Laserbeam bass

    Laserbeam bass Active Member

    I think the Beckham's should move to Holland, where it is illegal to call your child by anything other than a recognised name. Dennis Bergkamp given name was originally going to be spelt with one N as in Denis Law, but the Dutch authority advised Mr & Mrs B that it had to be spelt with two or they would have to choose another name. Would this be whay there are no Chavs in Holland?
  10. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Didn't this used to be true in France, only the names had to be names of saints?
    Or did I dream it...
  11. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    Bit worrying if you dreamt it, t'is a bit sad!
  12. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Can't believe you missed the reference there, Bunny....
  13. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    I think I did....