Crossbreeds

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by WhatSharp?, Aug 23, 2004.

  1. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

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    Alas I cannot claim to be the originator of this but I thought it was amusing and wonder what us tMPers could come up with :

    CROSSBRED DOGS

    Bull Terrier + Shitzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed

    Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

    Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries

    Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

    Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog

    Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

    Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

    Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

    Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

    Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

    Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

    Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work

    Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

    Cocker Spaniel + Rottweiller = Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband
     
  2. stephen_clapton

    stephen_clapton New Member

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    Definatly got one of them living next door to us. Always wondered what breed it was...........

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  3. IYOUNG

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    Nice to see Ray and Elaine getting on so well !!!
     
  4. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

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    :lol: :lol: Reminds me of the old gag about Dire Straits and Chris Rea teaming up to form........ Chris Straits! ;-)
     
  5. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

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    And here I thought this was a thread about those strange people who play in orchestras and bands.





    O. Hi Dave, didn't see you there. :oops:
     
  6. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

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    Que?

    Sorry, slow on the uptake (again........)

    Orchestras, brass bands, wind bands, brass ensembles, big bands...... jack of all trades, master of none, that's me! ;-)
     
  7. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

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    And one the ladies will be impressed by...

    A Great Dane and a Cocker Spaniel...... Ladies are known to like Danish Spaniels.......
     
  8. TuTuKu

    TuTuKu Active Member

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    Labrador and a Poodle.... A Labradoodle

    There is actually such a thing, i kid you not...

    http://labradoodle-dogs.net/

    other breeds on that site... Schnoodle, Goldendoodle, Cockapoo and Yorkipoo

    :?
     
  9. dyl

    dyl Active Member

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    :? Can you imagine the yapping noise coming out of that thing? Aaarrggghhh! :twisted:
     
  10. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

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    Substitute the 'y' for 'cr'......
     
  11. stephen_clapton

    stephen_clapton New Member

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  12. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

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    How about crossbreeding for brass bands?


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    Any more?
     
  13. Griffin

    Griffin Active Member

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    Fish-burn (Hammonds) Sauce?
    Old (Silkstone) Molde (Brass Band) Burger (musik Luzern)
    Fairey (FP (Music) Band) Wing-ates




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