Country & Wester

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  1. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Fancy yourself as a C&W writer? Found this handy DIY Guide
    Here's mine: (N.B. It just about works to the tune of Galway Bay)

    I met her in a gay bar wrestlin' gators;
    I can still recall that purple dress she wore
    She was drownin' in the quicksand in the twilight,
    and I knew that she would be an easy score
    I promised her I'd change my sex forever;
    She said to me her basset hound was shy
    But who'd have thought she'd yodel with no clothes on
    I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.

    Ok, needs a little work, but Grand Ole Opry here I come!
    Good Ole Badger
    xx
     
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  3. yorkie19

    yorkie19 Active Member

    I met her in a jail cell with Merv Griffin
    I can still recall that creepy smile she wore
    She was chewin' on a hangnail in the twilight
    and I knew what strong deodorants were for
    I promised her I'd swear off booze forever
    She said to me that Nixon didn't lie
    But who'd have thought she'd blackout with no clothes on
    I guess I was to smashed to say goodbye

    Oh yes, I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye
    I guess I was to smashed to say goodbye.
     

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