Country Song Titles

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by ncmike, Apr 10, 2007.

  1. ncmike

    ncmike New Member

    This is an email currently going around here in the States.
    Thought some of you might get a kick out of it.

    Top 12 country songs for 2006

    12. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine.

    11. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass All Day.

    10. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

    9. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well.

    8. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.

    7. I wouldn't take her to a Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid she'd win.

    6. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.

    5. I'm So Miserable without you, It's like you're Still Here.

    4. If I Had Shot You When I First wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By now.

    3. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him.

    2. She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger.

    And the number 1 Country Song is:

    1. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed with Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few

  2. David Mann

    David Mann Member

    My favourite from a country songs book (I only bought it for bass guitar practise, honest!)

    "Three Cigarettes in an Ashtray" by Eddie Miller and WS Stevenson (c) 1957

    Two cigarettes in an ashtray-
    My love and I in a small cafe -
    Then a stranger came along and everything went wrong -
    Now there's (sic) three cigarettes in the ashtray
  3. brasscrest

    brasscrest Active Member

    This one is an actual title: If I Said You Have a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?
  4. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    So are these:
    I Don’t Care if it Rains or Freezes ‘Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin’ on the Dashboard of my Car
    You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
    If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
  5. Mesmerist

    Mesmerist Well-Known Member

    No way!!!! Thats soo funny. You must be joking? but then I did believe the first person who told me that "gullible" had been removed from the dictionary.

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