Cosmetic Surgery....would you?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Big Twigge, Jan 7, 2004.

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what would you have done.....

  1. Nothing, I love myself just as I am (or am not that superficial)

    95.8%
  2. a face lift/nose job

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. body part enhancement (you know what I mean Ladies and Gents)

    2.1%
  4. Liposuction

    2.1%
  5. full body lift

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  6. Body part reduction for you lucky boys and girls!

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Other....(please give details)

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  1. Big Twigge

    Big Twigge Active Member

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    Following the very important polls on peanut butter and bacon I feel that we have found an equally important topic for discussion.
    This follows a conversation with Mr Keppler... the big question is would you and if you would, what would you do??

    Opinions please...
     
  2. Keppler

    Keppler Moderator Staff Member

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    alright, I'll admit it was a wierd conversation - and I've been assured that mole removal is not cosmetic!
     
  3. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

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    Indeed it's not. Just wait till they pop up from underground and stamp on the critters! (Only joking! Wouldn't dream of it! ;-)


    No, my ugliness is beyond repair. People still come up to me and say 'Get out of town'

    ;-)
     
  4. floral_dance

    floral_dance Member

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    I voted nothing, not because I couldn't do with some major body sculpting but I watched the documentary called under the knive and it was awful, what people are prepared to put themselves through for vanity is madness, mind a little tuck here and there !!!!!!!!!!!mmmmmmm
     
  5. twigglet

    twigglet Member

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    no way jose`- just watching vets in practise makes me squeemish!

    Think Leslie Ash, it can go soooo wrong
     
  6. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

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    Does anyone remember, back in 1990, a spoof six part documentary called Set of Six? It featured Dr Martin Scrote and his five brothers (all played each week, by Rowland Rivron). The 'black sheep' Ronnie Scrote, was a 'supergrass' (or so he thought) and after being told he's going to be 'relocated' he tries to get a disguise by cosmetic means from a 'flat in Lewisham'. Thinking he's going to be sent to Rio, he ends up being dumped in Rejkyavik. The make up team did a great job because the seriously bodged up 'cosmetic surgery' looked thoroughly convincing! Put me off!
     
  7. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

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    there's no "Just keep going till I look like Brad Pitt" option... :eek:
     
  8. drummergurl

    drummergurl Active Member

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    theres been 6 people vote and the percentage reaches 98% i think wot happenedto the other 2%
     
  9. Darth_Tuba

    Darth_Tuba Active Member

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    Are you kidding? Just check out my avatar! I'm the image of perfection! :lol:
     
  10. Accidental

    Accidental Supporting Member

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    Who voted "other" then? I'm intrigued.....
     
  11. JamesResurgam

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    I voted other reason, I could do with a fresh pair of lungs as I only have one-third of one.
    Let that be a lesson to all you smokers!!!!!!

    DJ
     
  12. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

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    Give me a couple of hundred k and I'll go under the knife faster than you can say it.
    Liposuction, tummy-tuck (thanks LittleBabyBadger), boob lift. Nothing on the face though. If a tummy tuck goes wrong I can keep my shirt on. If a face job goes wrong I'm not wearing a burkha.
    Besides I have a very cute nose. 8)

    Shallow and Superficial Badger

    Disclaimer:
    I do not think anyone else on this forum is in need of any cosmetic enhancement at all. You are all paragons of lovliness.
     
  13. LipService

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    Hell Yes!!!

    Although I would draw the line at having anything implanted. But nips, tucks, peels, pulls, uplifts... Bring It On! :D
     
  14. Big Twigge

    Big Twigge Active Member

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    I think a little surgery here and there wouldn't go amiss, although would be very happy if it was free (only to me :wink: )and guaranteed to work....
     
  15. Aidan

    Aidan Active Member

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    nfi wth surgery!
     
  16. super_sop

    super_sop Supporting Member

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    A world of my own!
    why would i need to, im perfict as i am :roll:
     
  17. Euph-Bari

    Euph-Bari Active Member

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    :p :wink: 8)
     
  18. super_sop

    super_sop Supporting Member

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    A world of my own!
  19. cornetgirl

    cornetgirl Active Member

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    I'd like a flatter tummy and thighs that were less like tree trunks...

    Rach x
     
  20. Kari Anson

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    Am blessed with health and no-one can buy that (unless on the blackmarket) so will make do with my 'wobbly' bits - or alternatively work on them!
     
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