I was recently discussing this with The Judge and we were wondering if other bands have unique medical conditions associated with contesting. Manx Concert Ass aka Band Trip Ass afflicts 90% of our band every time we compete. Symptoms include numerous trips to the bog, occasional vomiting and the inability to talk anything but complete garbage from half an hour after you've played. Is this an offshore syndrome? Do other bands suffer differently for their art? Is there a doctor in the house who can advise us?