Discussion in 'The Rehearsal Room' started by jpbray, Sep 24, 2004.

  1. jpbray

    jpbray Member

    This may be one for "Random chat"

    We have discussed whether conductors sing or dance, what about some conductor jokes.

    A cricket XI of conductors were asked by the umpire about playing in bad light but decided to BATon.

    What do you call female conductor? Wanda
  2. Lotta

    Lotta Member

    that is poor!!!!! I thought our conductors jokes were bad!
  3. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    I may have to give you some stick for this but if I do, don't feel too downbeat about it, eh?

  4. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Our conductors jokes are FAR worse than Dave's!!
  5. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    I take that as a challenge, Crawford!
  6. Lotta

    Lotta Member

    You have my every sympathy!! Have you ever heard this one....

    Conductor 'I've got a note hear wishing Edna happy Birthday!! She's 111!

    To which someone shouts 'No.... Edna's ill!!!

    How rubbish is that!!!!!!!??????????????????????
  7. Keith Stanley James Lever

    Keith Stanley James Lever Supporting Member

    It's nice to be important but important to be nice.........
  8. aimee_euph

    aimee_euph Member

    for one at the end of a concert

    "thanks for your support....i will wear it always"

    yeah he left the band last year.....but our conductor's jokes are not any better.
  9. alanl58

    alanl58 Member

    What about the MD who could not pronounce the name of the composer of "Florentina March", and said by himmmm, instead of "Fucik"?


    TIMBONE Active Member

    Or the MD who announced that the band were now going to play "Flight of the beedlebum" by Ripyourcorsetsoff.
  11. Red Elvis

    Red Elvis Active Member

    I don't know about actual jokes about conductors, but I am prepared to nominate our MD , Mr Graham Sheldon , of Becontree Brass , for some of the lamest jokes ever told on the concert platform !!!! ("There were these two giants.........." etc etc )