Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by dyl, Dec 2, 2005.
Usual rules etc.
Have fun etc.
Ho, ho, ho....................
Well ... you were warned about the no-fly zone in my country!
So, ... you were walking with God and this wind blew up?
I know Rudolph got the hump, but this is ridiculous
Camel to Santa : "I say that sleigh's shrunk a bit!"
"Whichever kid asked for a camel and a bishops hat had better has a GOOD reason!"
Camel To Santa : "Look this is just plain stupid!, I know you have to move with the times and all but do us all a favour and loose the hat!"
Ok ok...i'll pull the sleigh for him just this once...but if you think I can do that whole flying gig your sadly mistaken.
Santa Promises that next year he will NOT be going to the Elves Christmas party. Especially when novelty wands are hidden in the crackers!
"Mutter, mumble, all I said was 'If your a wizard shows us a trick then!' "
Blimey, I know they all called you "Father" Christmas, but I had no idea...
Hey look Mr Claus, don't you get the hump with me, it's not my fault it turned out rudolphs red nose is sherry induced, I'm all the hire company had, take me or leave me.
I'm not joking, you might think it's cute, but you spit on me again and I'll deck you.
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You'll have to get your ears tested ... you thought it was "one lump or two?"
how do i explain this one to the missus, she went mad when i told her id got elves, ill be HUMPing boxes of toys all week
All together now...OH CAM-EL YE FAI-THFUL.... :biggrin:
i cant believe those gits have clamped my sleigh again, ah well we'll just have to walk
[camel to santa]
"was that you!!!"
"Excuse me santa but do you know which is the quickest way back to africa, i'm a little lost"
Aah! That explains why that outfit of yours is Cardinal red!
"Hey Dumbledore whats with the red outfit?"
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