Christmas Caption Competition

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  1. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    Usual rules etc.

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    Have fun etc.

    Ho, ho, ho....................
     
  2. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    Well ... you were warned about the no-fly zone in my country!
     
  3. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    So, ... you were walking with God and this wind blew up?
     
  4. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    I know Rudolph got the hump, but this is ridiculous ;)
     
  5. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    Camel to Santa : "I say that sleigh's shrunk a bit!"

    or

    "Whichever kid asked for a camel and a bishops hat had better has a GOOD reason!"

    or

    Camel To Santa : "Look this is just plain stupid!, I know you have to move with the times and all but do us all a favour and loose the hat!"
     
  6. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Ok ok...i'll pull the sleigh for him just this once...but if you think I can do that whole flying gig your sadly mistaken.
     
  7. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    Santa Promises that next year he will NOT be going to the Elves Christmas party. Especially when novelty wands are hidden in the crackers!

    or

    "Mutter, mumble, all I said was 'If your a wizard shows us a trick then!' "
     
  8. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Blimey, I know they all called you "Father" Christmas, but I had no idea...
     
  9. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Hey look Mr Claus, don't you get the hump with me, it's not my fault it turned out rudolphs red nose is sherry induced, I'm all the hire company had, take me or leave me.
     
  10. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    I'm not joking, you might think it's cute, but you spit on me again and I'll deck you.
     
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  12. andyp

    andyp Active Member

    "Which flippin' child put THIS in their letter to Santa?"

    or...

    After Santa went through outsourcing things weren't quite the same......

    or....

    After this performance of "Sleigh Ride" we ask - Has slapstick at "Brass in Concert" finally gone too far?
     
  13. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    It could have been worse ... Nellie's free this season!
     
  14. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

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    You'll have to get your ears tested ... you thought it was "one lump or two?"
     
  15. how do i explain this one to the missus, she went mad when i told her id got elves, ill be HUMPing boxes of toys all week
     
  16. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    All together now...OH CAM-EL YE FAI-THFUL.... :biggrin:
     
  17. flower girl

    flower girl Member

    i cant believe those gits have clamped my sleigh again, ah well we'll just have to walk
     
  18. paddo

    paddo Member

    [camel to santa]

    "was that you!!!"
     
  19. flower girl

    flower girl Member

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    "Excuse me santa but do you know which is the quickest way back to africa, i'm a little lost"
     
  20. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Aah! That explains why that outfit of yours is Cardinal red!
     
  21. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    "Hey Dumbledore whats with the red outfit?"
     
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