Chinese Proverbs

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  1. MRSH

    MRSH Supporting Member

    CHINESE PROVERBS
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    Man who run in front of car get tired.
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    Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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    Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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    Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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    Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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    Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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    Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk...
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    War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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    Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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    Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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    Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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    Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs...
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    Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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    Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
     
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  3. Maestro

    Maestro Active Member

    Matt, you forgot...

    Man with hole in his pocket feel cocky all day!
     
  4. MRSH

    MRSH Supporting Member


    Hee-Hee.

    Kev - I know. I deleted it 'cos I thought it was just a bit TOO rude.

    There are a couple of others I deleted to save the Mods the job :lol: :D :lol: :D
     
  5. iggmeister

    iggmeister Member

    What about...

    Man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly fingers

    That was one of my fave jokes when I was about 10. Still one of my faves though.

    Igg
     
  6. Roger Thorne

    Roger Thorne Active Member

    Man who posts rude Proverb get thread locked!

    Carefull!


    :wink:
     
  7. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Couldn't see that one coming!!!..NOT!! :roll: :D :D
     
  8. JessopSmythe

    JessopSmythe Active Member

    Man who pee into wind always get his own back
     
  9. johnmartin

    johnmartin Active Member

    Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.
     

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