Chinese Proverbs

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by MRSH, Mar 26, 2004.

  1. MRSH

    MRSH Supporting Member

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    CHINESE PROVERBS
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    Man who run in front of car get tired.
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    Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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    Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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    Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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    Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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    Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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    Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk...
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    War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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    Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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    Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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    Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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    Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs...
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    Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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    Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
     
  2. Maestro

    Maestro Active Member

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    Matt, you forgot...

    Man with hole in his pocket feel cocky all day!
     
  3. MRSH

    MRSH Supporting Member

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    Hee-Hee.

    Kev - I know. I deleted it 'cos I thought it was just a bit TOO rude.

    There are a couple of others I deleted to save the Mods the job :lol: :D :lol: :D
     
  4. iggmeister

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    What about...

    Man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly fingers

    That was one of my fave jokes when I was about 10. Still one of my faves though.

    Igg
     
  5. Roger Thorne

    Roger Thorne Active Member

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    Man who posts rude Proverb get thread locked!

    Carefull!


    :wink:
     
  6. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

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    Couldn't see that one coming!!!..NOT!! :roll: :D :D
     
  7. JessopSmythe

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    Man who pee into wind always get his own back
     
  8. johnmartin

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    Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.
     
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