Chiephonium's X Factor audition

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Ste69, Nov 9, 2006.

  1. Ste69

    Ste69 Member

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    Click below for the best candidate not to get through to the Finals of X Factor.

    Sunshine Mountain

    And then PLEASE comment.....:clap:
     
  2. gawber

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    *in best Sharon Osbourne voice*
    'That was fabulous darling!'
    *Louis Walsh*
    'You nailed that, you absolutely made it your own'
    *Simon Cowell*
    'Total karaoke. That wouldn't be out of place in a cabaret bar'
     
  3. chiephonium

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    Thanks For That Steve Mate...........

    Might Just Be The Big Break I Was Waiting For.....

    Any Record Producers Out There Want To Discuss A 10 Or 20 Album Deal......?????????????


    Chiephonium
     
  4. bumperman

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    Quality Chief

    Just remember where you got the words from!

    Take care mate!
     
  5. Ste69

    Ste69 Member

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    What are we calling the album??

    "Songs for the big drinker" ???

    "Kennedy's Mountain - Come climb with me" ???
     
  6. chiephonium

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    do you mean the "debut album"???
     
  7. yorkie19

    yorkie19 Active Member

    Sing when you're drinking?

    How about a cover of "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" or "River Deep Mountain High"
     
  8. 1st Position

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    No, he'd stopped drinking by this point. He was in that strange zone between last beer, and hangover starting.

    Apparently once he'd got off the bus, he pulled some nice celebrity dancing moves on the floor of Ferrybridge services. No one so far is releasing the movie though! :clap:
     
  9. chiephonium

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    NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.................

    What actually happened is that whilst talking away to AGENTORANGE (Neil) i was waving my arms around like Tony Blair and wiped out my coffee!!!!!!

    It was the cleaner who then proceeded to show me some of his break dancing skills.............. -- mega!

    I went to order another coffee, plus one for my uncle too, the lass behind the counter said she will bring them over and oh. no i forgot to pay..... bu99er!!!!
     
  10. 1st Position

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    Apparently the security cameras show a different version!!!! :clap: :clap: I bet your legs won't do that whilst you are sober!:eek: :eek:
     
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