Chav Pigs

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by bigmamabadger, Dec 15, 2004.

  1. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Anyone else heard this one? A herd of pigs had an ASBO served on them for being too noisy and truffling about in people's gardens. It's the first time a non-human has received one.
    Visions of pigs in Von Dutch caps and Burberry scarves, wearing shell suit bottoms...
    BMB
    xx
     
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  3. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    So the ABSO in this case means 'Anti 'Sow'cial Behaviour Order'

    :)
     
  4. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    You being a "boar" again, Payn? Why don't you go the whole hog and trotter long home?
     
  5. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member


    That's one of your 'rasher' statements, Peter....

    :)
     
  6. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    Squeaking personally, I shoulder the blame and wait for the chop :shock:
     
  7. IckleSop

    IckleSop Active Member

    i know that CHAV means ermmm scallys, ermmmm people that hang around the shops and drink cider on the park!
     
  8. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    They weren't mine! :shock:
     
  9. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Too right! Now then, just getting my axe.... right... 'lean back' Peter.... :)
     
  10. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Quite. I'd have said 'pigs might fly before accusing brassneck of this one!' (oops...... :))
     
  11. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    Look I know you two have an Axe to grind but stop hamming it up. :D
     
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  13. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    Oh no. They've started...
     
  14. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Well, we thought it best to make it a 'joint' effort..... :)
     
  15. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    I'm just glazing over it....
     
  16. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    I don't believe a word about the ABSO, it's all Porkies ;)
     
  17. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    I do believe it's true :cry:...
     
  18. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    Aaaaaah! It must have been the pot-belly pigs that were seen at The Hog's Head bar! :cool:
     

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