Charlie' guide to breakfast poem

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by b-flatcharlie, Feb 7, 2010.

  1. b-flatcharlie

    b-flatcharlie Member

    THIS IS MY POEM!! Its so unusual, that it should be randomly posted in the random thread; so here goes…


    · Cup of tea (Not coffee:frown:- caffeine aint useful and leaf tea taste good personally)
    · EGGS (ANY WAY YOU LIKE) with a smidgen of butter and milk (good source of protein, vitamins and minerals) YOU CAN BE SURE AS EGGS!!!
    · Porridge oats – serve warm and porridge will keep you going
    · Glass of orange – flexible fibre and vitamin C

    Then finally a treat; this can be anything. (Perhaps even sex where possible to be; FEELING YOUNG AND TWENTY-ONE!;-)!

    And now please rise for the BREAKFAST ANTHEM in C (For Charlie)

    Charley Barley, butter and eggs,
    He sold his wife for thirty-two dozen eggs,
    When the bands come out to play,

    By Charlie Doumani:clap:
  2. still learnin

    still learnin Member

    I don't know what to say , I feel quite overcome, sort of emotionally drained really. Did you compose it yourself?
  3. b-flatcharlie

    b-flatcharlie Member

    Yes sir, when I was a tiny bit drunk with mates at a house warming party one fine evening
  4. b-flatcharlie

    b-flatcharlie Member

    To be honest I don’t know what to say about this either!! Will see what other comments it gets shall we?
  5. still learnin

    still learnin Member

    You must be very proud. It just shows what we're all capable of after a few drinks!!
  6. b-flatcharlie

    b-flatcharlie Member

    Proud? I'm not sure but I can be creative at times to say the least!
  7. still learnin

    still learnin Member

    Good luck with the writing!
  8. Independent Silver Band

    Independent Silver Band Active Member

    At this point neither of us owes the other anything.
  9. JesTperfect!

    JesTperfect! Member

    The boy's a genius.

    Sort of like a male version of Carol Ann Duffy.

    If talent were measured in money.....well. You'd be rich beyond my wildest dreams, certainly!
  10. b-flatcharlie

    b-flatcharlie Member

    One thing is certain, I certainly am not gay, even with my dirty kitchen taps!! (see the dirty jokes thread) I like girls too.
  11. b-flatcharlie

    b-flatcharlie Member

    To clarify I’m neither gay (either one that comes to your mind) and the post should have read I like EGGS as well as girls well done. My appologies :tup
  12. DaveR

    DaveR Active Member

    Insanity seems to be rife around these forums these days :confused:

    You should get together with Mr Perks. With your eggs and his sausages, I think you two are soul mates.
  13. b-flatcharlie

    b-flatcharlie Member

    Yes I admit I have been going wrong, of course its down to the eggs isn't it -I mean deary me!
  14. b-flatcharlie

    b-flatcharlie Member

    Eggs are to be strictly off the menu and the normal operating postal service will resume.
  15. BigHorn

    BigHorn Active Member

    Well done sir, worthy of Ivor Cutler at his best.
  16. David Mann

    David Mann Member

    Charlie, are you some kind of Turing test?

    Entering into the spirit, here's my breakfast Haiku:

    Muesli with milk
    Tea with milk
    But not muesli with tea
    Last edited: Feb 8, 2010
  17. b-flatcharlie

    b-flatcharlie Member

    There’s an alternative to that which is ‘a T3 Terminator Cyborg’. Thanks for making me laugh though because having done that I recognise it’s more of a human trait.:wink:
  18. andywooler

    andywooler Supporting Member

    Are you the love child of peskie and BBM by any chance?
  19. b-flatcharlie

    b-flatcharlie Member

    Well at this point the machine went bust in an utter chaotic fashion. Too be continued.....