Caption Competition - September 2008

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Di, Sep 1, 2008.

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  1. Di

    Di Active Member

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    Usual rules apply.

    :)
     
  2. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

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    The Highland Fling ... oot the park!
     
  3. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

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    Woman kneeling down...

    <sigh> just when you start your morning prayers, along comes a ruddy bagpipe band
     
  4. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

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    Edinburgh tatoo in the park
     
  5. Di

    Di Active Member

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    By the left ... quaaaack march. :redface:
     
  6. andyp

    andyp Active Member

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    "Oh no - those poor octopuses!"

    (or should it be octopi?)
     
  7. andyp

    andyp Active Member

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    Victoria Beckham heard David say he wanted a black watch for his birthday.....
     
  8. FlugelD

    FlugelD Member

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    Man: "...and when they scare the haggis out of hiding, the man with the big stick hits it on the head"

    Child: "Are there wild haggis in Hyde Park?"
     
  9. Nice legs, shame about the boat lake
     
  10. city4life

    city4life New Member

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    (Said in scottish accent)

    "ACH No watch out for the wind lads"
     
  11. sunny_jimbob

    sunny_jimbob Member

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    Nice to see migrant (lamp) Poles getting involved in traditional local culture...
     
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    Practicing techniques for jumping the queues at the Whits 2009 gets off to an interesting start!
     
  13. yorkie19

    yorkie19 Active Member

    Band, right turn.
     
  14. tubabum

    tubabum New Member

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    "cats strangled as you wait"
     
  15. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

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    "I'm jake the peg
    diddle iddle iddle om
    with me extra leg
    diddle iddle iddle om"
     
  16. Rapier

    Rapier Supporting Member

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    ''Look the Sat Nav says this is the shortest way to Buckingham Palace. ''
     
  17. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

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    Ha ha...this'll teach em for not letting me twirl the baton at the front of the parade...look at the size of THIS one!!
     
  18. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

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    The band soon realised that he hadn't ventured in to new area's of music after all...it turned out they were playing for Philips Park.
     
  19. flash harry

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    Woman shouts: "Is anything worn under your kilt?".

    Bass drum player: "No, everything is in perfect working order".
     
  20. tojo

    tojo Member

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    members of the public beg for help as pipers run riot
     
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