Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Di, Sep 1, 2008.
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The Highland Fling ... oot the park!
Woman kneeling down...
<sigh> just when you start your morning prayers, along comes a ruddy bagpipe band
Edinburgh tatoo in the park
By the left ... quaaaack march. :redface:
"Oh no - those poor octopuses!"
(or should it be octopi?)
Victoria Beckham heard David say he wanted a black watch for his birthday.....
Man: "...and when they scare the haggis out of hiding, the man with the big stick hits it on the head"
Child: "Are there wild haggis in Hyde Park?"
Nice legs, shame about the boat lake
(Said in scottish accent)
"ACH No watch out for the wind lads"
Nice to see migrant (lamp) Poles getting involved in traditional local culture...
Practicing techniques for jumping the queues at the Whits 2009 gets off to an interesting start!
Band, right turn.
"cats strangled as you wait"
"I'm jake the peg
diddle iddle iddle om
with me extra leg
diddle iddle iddle om"
''Look the Sat Nav says this is the shortest way to Buckingham Palace. ''
Ha ha...this'll teach em for not letting me twirl the baton at the front of the parade...look at the size of THIS one!!
The band soon realised that he hadn't ventured in to new area's of music after all...it turned out they were playing for Philips Park.
Woman shouts: "Is anything worn under your kilt?".
Bass drum player: "No, everything is in perfect working order".
members of the public beg for help as pipers run riot
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