Caption Competition - October 2008

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by dyl, Oct 2, 2008.

  1. dyl

    dyl Active Member

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    You know the drill..........
     
  2. tojo

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    whose holding the flute
     
  3. tojo

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    new version of handles water music
     
  4. rikster

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    Dont even think about using my sax!!!
     
  5. UncleStreaky

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    D'you know I'm having terrible trouble with the lacquer on my instrument...
     
  6. UncleStreaky

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    Once more with feeling!
     
  7. UncleStreaky

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    The MD was regretting saying "Quieter please, I want at least 4 p's here".
     
  8. UncleStreaky

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    Who didn't mark their parts then?
     
  9. WhatSharp?

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    Hey no improvising!
     
  10. WhatSharp?

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    Grrrrrrreat
     
  11. WhatSharp?

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    and our next entry in this years Turner prize.... "Jazz is....."
     
  12. WhatSharp?

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    "You taking the ... ?"
     
  13. WhatSharp?

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    "Hey, wouldn't it be funny if someone took a picture and used it in a caption comp....."
     
  14. WhatSharp?

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    So Mr Drummer.... what speed are we playing this?
     
  15. WhatSharp?

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    Personally I think Dizzy could get it higher...
     
  16. tojo

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    thank god the tuba players not here
     
  17. BigHorn

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    Well the phone line was bad. Ithought he said ' A public performance of a newly commissioned test piece in a conservetoire' not ' Perform a test pi55 in a newly commissioned public convenience '
     
  18. Hells Bones

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    :clap::clap::clap::clap:
     
  19. ian perks

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    Trombone player says
    "Ok then you 3 which one of you fancies doing 7 positions on the end of this.
    I meant my Trombone,but i like the way you are thinking"
     
  20. yank67

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    There must be some water in here some place.
     
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