Caption Competition - October 2006

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by brassneck, Oct 1, 2006.

  1. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    Well folks, here's October's offering!


    - usual rules and prizes apply (ahem!)
  2. Roger Thorne

    Roger Thorne Active Member

    On the announcement of Next years British Open Test Piece members of Black Dyke think that Philip Wilby may have taken things a little too far in his re-working of the Music from 'Finding Nemo!'

  3. cookie2

    cookie2 Member

    Nobody else bothered to reply in the 'What's your wettest ever band job?' thread.
  4. impycornet

    impycornet Member

    "I'm forever Blowing Bubbles..................... "
  5. BbBill

    BbBill Supporting Member

    A modern look to performing "The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea"...
  6. Texus

    Texus Member

    Once again the bass section would do anything to plumb the depths....
  7. ronnie_the_lizard

    ronnie_the_lizard Active Member

    [bad taste] G'day.....and, Crikey!, the band will open our memorial service with a performance of 'Stingray'...... [/bad taste]
    Last edited: Oct 2, 2006
  8. Texus

    Texus Member

    bad taste but funny!
  9. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    What better place for an orchestra? Now we just need to get the snorkels off em.
  10. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    The band were pleased they'd taken precautions for Roy Hattersleys visit, they just knew he'd want to have a blow.
  11. flower girl

    flower girl Member

    After failing to impress the judges at the last entertainments contest and being so desperate to win it this year, the band pulled out all the stops by taking a much more literal approach to their performance of under the sea. What some bands will do to win eh?? :rolleyes:
  12. Morgans Bach

    Morgans Bach Member

    "This is not what Katie Melua had in mind when she proposed to set a 'deepest underwater concert' record!"

    (Have a look in the news today if you don't know what I'm on about! ;))
    Last edited: Oct 2, 2006
  13. GingerMaestro

    GingerMaestro Active Member

    The world preimere of Roger Thorne's arrangement of "The Best of Wet Wet Wet
  14. Ipswich trom

    Ipswich trom Member

    The selection from "Titanic" went down really well at the entertainment contest!
    Last edited: Oct 2, 2006
  15. gawber

    gawber Active Member

    The first televised performance of Handel's Water Music
  16. ronnie_the_lizard

    ronnie_the_lizard Active Member

    Why is it that although 3 of them are trying to blow brass instruments the only air bubbles are coming from the trombonists backside.
  17. Di

    Di Active Member

    No, no no, I said "pedal" notes not paddle! :mad:
  18. davidquinlan

    davidquinlan Member

    Noooo!! I asked for a bottom C......
  19. ronnie_the_lizard

    ronnie_the_lizard Active Member

    Surely bottom C' s harp
    Last edited: Oct 2, 2006
  20. ronnie_the_lizard

    ronnie_the_lizard Active Member

    We had to get the brass players quite drunk before they would do this, but the mermaid's Harpist.
    Last edited: Oct 2, 2006