Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Di, Nov 6, 2008.
Sorry for the delay chaps and chappesses. :redface:
Usual rules apply. Have fun.
Yes, it only plays pedal notes.
Eb shoe horn
The definitive flutter tongue!
Testing the revolutionary Dr Marten's Practice Mute.
This should be a shoo-in for Brass in Concert................
The soloist is practising the new composition "These Boots are made for Blowing"
Neighbour (calling out across the fence) - "For heaven's sake, put a sock in it!!!"
Lord Lucan: "And tonight Mathew, I'm going to be James Brown"
"I'm a sole maaaaaaaaaaan!"
Alexis tries to cure his habit of inhaling through the mouthpiece.
Jeremy tries to recapture the memory of his glory days in the G.U.S (Footwear) Band
Shoe plays the Wherryman. :tongue:
I said you come like your "wearing" hobnail boots!
If you think this is odd you should see him walking up the street wearing a Tenor horn on his left foot.
John misunderstood the MD when he was told to "Give it some wellie".
John hated spiders so when one set up home in his gardening boots he got out his trusty pea-shooter.
"Play it with some feeling - No Tongue and lots of Sole "
The band disliked his shirt that much that they gave him the boot....
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