Caption Competition - November 2007

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Di, Nov 1, 2007.

  1. Di

    Di Active Member


    Happy captioning peeps. :)
  2. Will the Sec

    Will the Sec Active Member

    See, I told you tuning was nothing to do with the lips!
  3. DaveR

    DaveR Active Member

    "Nurse!! Get the crash trolley please!!"
  4. Thirteen Ball

    Thirteen Ball Active Member

    This machine can generate a note on any brass instrument at pppppppp - yet when using a trombone, it still rasps.

  5. Forest Gump

    Forest Gump Member

    Are you sure this is one off those new digital t.v aeriols, because i can't get channel 5.
  6. andyp

    andyp Active Member

    "I'm sorry boss, I've tried every piece of kit we've got but I can't find a good harmonic anywhere on this thing!"
  7. andyp

    andyp Active Member

    Prototype of new Iraqi "supergun" needs more work!
  8. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    How do you stop it fluttering?
  9. steve butler

    steve butler Active Member

    Band takes "Pontins deputies" rule a step too far
  10. Hells Bones

    Hells Bones Active Member

    Let's see what we can get on the Richter Scale with this baby!
  11. bbg

    bbg Member

    Scientific progress?? Sorry, it's just a Conn after all.............
  12. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    The real reason why Sellers Engineers wanted to keep the band instruments becomes clear......

    PS. No offence meant to current Sellers players
  13. Bass Man

    Bass Man Active Member

    Besson presents 'The Wrong Note Filter'. Minimising excuses from trombone sections all over the globe!
  14. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    I wish we had fitted a rotary control rather than a slide one!
  15. alunplugged

    alunplugged New Member

    Nope nothing will make it sound musical
  16. Will the Sec

    Will the Sec Active Member

    Addison won the national school's science competition with a device that could destroy things more potently than an atomic bomb.
  17. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    Let's compare it against the pea shooter again!
  18. Forest Gump

    Forest Gump Member

    No i give in, we just can't find out why anybody that play's one, turn's into an idiot.
  19. floppymute

    floppymute Member

    Come on then.... What do you really think our chances are of detecting an alien trombone player?
  20. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    If ah give her any more capt'n, she'll blow!