Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Di, Nov 1, 2007.
Happy captioning peeps.
See, I told you tuning was nothing to do with the lips!
"Nurse!! Get the crash trolley please!!"
This machine can generate a note on any brass instrument at pppppppp - yet when using a trombone, it still rasps.
Are you sure this is one off those new digital t.v aeriols, because i can't get channel 5.
"I'm sorry boss, I've tried every piece of kit we've got but I can't find a good harmonic anywhere on this thing!"
Prototype of new Iraqi "supergun" needs more work!
How do you stop it fluttering?
Band takes "Pontins deputies" rule a step too far
Let's see what we can get on the Richter Scale with this baby!
Scientific progress?? Sorry, it's just a Conn after all.............
The real reason why Sellers Engineers wanted to keep the band instruments becomes clear......
PS. No offence meant to current Sellers players
Besson presents 'The Wrong Note Filter'. Minimising excuses from trombone sections all over the globe!
I wish we had fitted a rotary control rather than a slide one!
Nope nothing will make it sound musical
Addison won the national school's science competition with a device that could destroy things more potently than an atomic bomb.
Let's compare it against the pea shooter again!
No i give in, we just can't find out why anybody that play's one, turn's into an idiot.
Come on then.... What do you really think our chances are of detecting an alien trombone player?
If ah give her any more capt'n, she'll blow!
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