Caption Competition - May 2007

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by dyl, May 10, 2007.

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  1. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    A little late, but hey ho, we're busy people!

    Here's your pic for May's caption competition:

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    Usual rules ..... usual prizes ..... give us your best 'chute. ;)
     
  2. andywooler

    andywooler Supporting Member

    Have I come to the right place for the Para Band auditions?
     
  3. Di

    Di Active Member

    Topical ...

    What makes a good top man?

    Having the confidence to play without the safety net. ;)
     
  4. Di

    Di Active Member

    Trumpet soloist Freddy got a bit carried away when he was told to "feel the music" playing The Wind Beneath my Wings.
     
  5. Di

    Di Active Member

    Freddy misinterpreted his invitation to the "free-for-all" trumpet workshop
     
  6. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    Not quite what Freddy expected for a high note lesson!
     
  7. Griffin

    Griffin Active Member

    ****..... forgot my music
     
  8. Di

    Di Active Member

    or ...

    I had some music, anyone got any pegs?
     
  9. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    Premiere performance of 'The Drop'!!
     
  10. Di

    Di Active Member

    Failed auditionee for top man was told to "go and take a running jump".
     
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  12. fhnpt

    fhnpt Member

    "when i said i'd be up for a challenging solo i didn't expect this!"
     
  13. Nigel Brinklow

    Nigel Brinklow New Member

    Oh, there he goes again, Mr Take-it-too-far. The score only asks for off-stage cornet.
     
  14. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    This certainly brings a new twist to "Trumpet tune and air" ;)
     
  15. nook1938

    nook1938 Supporting Member

    It's no good saying I have to keep playing, I have to pull the rip cord.
     
  16. nook1938

    nook1938 Supporting Member

    Anyone got any lip salve?
     
  17. nook1938

    nook1938 Supporting Member

    I can see a split lip if I do not get the end bit right.
     
  18. Roger Thorne

    Roger Thorne Active Member

    Unfortunately, the Sponsored Blow didn't work out quite as planned, as the BBb Tuba and Timpani players had landed several minutes beforehand!

    or

    Buqqer, I've dropped my Mute!

    or

    Come on guys, this is difficult enough as it is, without you holding the music upside-down!

    or

    Has anyone got any Pegs!

    ;)
     
  19. Nigel Brinklow

    Nigel Brinklow New Member

    I thought you said, do an air fairy!
     
  20. davidquinlan

    davidquinlan Member

    Allen Vizzutti comes back to earth after a performance of his piece.. Skyrocket....
     
  21. steve butler

    steve butler Active Member

    Due to disciplinary reasons the RAF band decided to drop their lead trumpet player.
     
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