Caption Competition - May 2007

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by dyl, May 10, 2007.

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  1. dyl

    dyl Active Member

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    A little late, but hey ho, we're busy people!

    Here's your pic for May's caption competition:

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    Usual rules ..... usual prizes ..... give us your best 'chute. ;)
     
  2. andywooler

    andywooler Supporting Member

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    Have I come to the right place for the Para Band auditions?
     
  3. Di

    Di Active Member

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    Topical ...

    What makes a good top man?

    Having the confidence to play without the safety net. ;)
     
  4. Di

    Di Active Member

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    Trumpet soloist Freddy got a bit carried away when he was told to "feel the music" playing The Wind Beneath my Wings.
     
  5. Di

    Di Active Member

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    Freddy misinterpreted his invitation to the "free-for-all" trumpet workshop
     
  6. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

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    Not quite what Freddy expected for a high note lesson!
     
  7. Griffin

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    ****..... forgot my music
     
  8. Di

    Di Active Member

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    or ...

    I had some music, anyone got any pegs?
     
  9. brassneck

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    Premiere performance of 'The Drop'!!
     
  10. Di

    Di Active Member

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    Failed auditionee for top man was told to "go and take a running jump".
     
  11. fhnpt

    fhnpt Member

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    "when i said i'd be up for a challenging solo i didn't expect this!"
     
  12. Nigel Brinklow

    Nigel Brinklow New Member

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    Oh, there he goes again, Mr Take-it-too-far. The score only asks for off-stage cornet.
     
  13. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

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    This certainly brings a new twist to "Trumpet tune and air" ;)
     
  14. nook1938

    nook1938 Supporting Member

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    It's no good saying I have to keep playing, I have to pull the rip cord.
     
  15. nook1938

    nook1938 Supporting Member

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    Anyone got any lip salve?
     
  16. nook1938

    nook1938 Supporting Member

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    I can see a split lip if I do not get the end bit right.
     
  17. Roger Thorne

    Roger Thorne Active Member

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    Unfortunately, the Sponsored Blow didn't work out quite as planned, as the BBb Tuba and Timpani players had landed several minutes beforehand!

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    Buqqer, I've dropped my Mute!

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    Come on guys, this is difficult enough as it is, without you holding the music upside-down!

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    Has anyone got any Pegs!

    ;)
     
  18. Nigel Brinklow

    Nigel Brinklow New Member

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    I thought you said, do an air fairy!
     
  19. davidquinlan

    davidquinlan Member

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    Allen Vizzutti comes back to earth after a performance of his piece.. Skyrocket....
     
  20. Due to disciplinary reasons the RAF band decided to drop their lead trumpet player.
     
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