Caption Competition - May 2006

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by dyl, May 4, 2006.

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  1. dyl

    dyl Active Member

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    Give us your best captions:

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    The prize this month is the same as for every other month: absolutely nothing! Apart from the honour of course ;)
     
  2. BbBill

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    Keeping within the strict hygiene laws, the kitchen staff from the local Chinese Restaurant, learn their parts on the vibraphone for the new arragement of Chopsticks....
     
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    Anatomy students playing 'Dem Bones with surgical precision for the general public!
     
  4. BbBill

    BbBill Supporting Member

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    Exclusive picture of the percussion team from the Greggs Bakery Band, who had just finished their shift at the bakery, getting to grips playing "Journey to the Centre of the Earth" at the Northern Areas earlier this year....
     
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    The conductor felt that storing the beaters in an old box from the board game "Operation" was not, in hindsight, the best idea.
     
  6. cornetmaest

    cornetmaest New Member

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    how many ribs !!!!
     
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    Try as they might, even the pathologists couldn't work out how a British band didn't come back with the European trophy.
     
  8. bagpuss

    bagpuss Active Member

    The threat of bird flu was taken very seriously by all concerned in the concert hall.
     
  9. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

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    Eric felt that his "Learn Percussion" Surgery was being taken a little to literally.
     
  10. 2nd man down

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    The percussion feature of "Blow the wind Southerly" went down an absolute storm at the Northern farters annual dinner and blowout.
     
  11. PeterBale

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    I was sure the band secretary said it was the "Stroud" contest, not "snood" ;)
     
  12. andyp

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    It had to happen - someone set the "beat the mole on the head" multiplayer game to music.

    Or it's the answer to "How many percussionists does it take to play a xylophone"

    Or any second a short bloke in glasses will run in and shout "Incoming Wounded!!!!"

    M*A*S*H - Make A Shedbuilder Happy..........:p
     
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    Who says you can't have Clinicians in the banding world!
     
  14. BigHorn

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    I said we need 4 percussionists to play this piece - not 4 pathologists :mad:
     
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    Nobody warned the eager medical students that they should not all hit the patient with their reflex mallets at the same time.
    They were left staring at an empty bed frame whilst the poor surprised patient hung from the ceiling.
     
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    Osaka University shows off its latest four Doctors of Music
     
  17. impycornet

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    A New Quartet arrangement of Helter-Skelter -- 'Helter - Skeleton'
     
  18. brassneck

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    Audience gets to know first hand what an 'infectious groove' sounds like!
     
  19. brassneck

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    Surgeons make do until they receive their next organ donation!
     
  20. BbBill

    BbBill Supporting Member

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    Despite calls from the Medical Profession for people misusing the title of Doctors and Clinicians, Doctors Nick & Bob Childs, Dr Roy Newsome and Dr John Pickard go on the record and show they do have the credentials to call themselves Doctors of Music!!
     
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