Caption Competition : March 2006

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Di, Mar 5, 2006.

  1. Di

    Di Active Member


    Usual rules apply.

    Have fun. :biggrin:
    Last edited: Mar 13, 2006
  2. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

  3. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    ''I said I wanted to play some Philip Sparke not with some 'flippin' shark!' ''
  4. DaveR

    DaveR Active Member

    Can anyone smell fish?
  5. Di

    Di Active Member

    The Army brings a whole new meaning to the term "fly fishing". :rolleyes:
  6. Richard Orme

    Richard Orme Member

    Like Lassie, Skippy and Flipper before him. Jaws found it hard with the sound of the helecopter, to tell Brian that Nemo was in trouble.
  7. trumpetmike

    trumpetmike Well-Known Member

    The Royal Navy's Airborne Performance Division impressed the Entertainment Contest adjudicator with their performance of Bach's Prelude in Sea Shark Minor
  8. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    Cutbacks in the airborne services gives threat of lone (loan) sharks!
  9. Cornishwomble

    Cornishwomble Active Member

    " I said, it's by J R Hartley, it is rather old"
  10. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    The brass groups offer to take the woodwind and string sections out for a spot of fishing turned out not to be what they had been expecting.
  11. Roger Thorne

    Roger Thorne Active Member

  12. ian perks

    ian perks Active Member

    Well here we are live at the Brass Band deep sea diving contest.
    The Results just been given out:
    3rd with 190 points Jaws The Mighty
    "O no its all Cracked off here
    is that one of the adjudicators making a quick get away as the results are given out and been chased by one of the competitors.
    Never seen anything like this before in all my years comentating at this event, i think this will be on question of sports
    What Happened Next.":biggrin:
  13. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    Jaws about to enjoy some SEAL for lunch!
  14. Roger Thorne

    Roger Thorne Active Member

    Off-topic for a moment: I know I'm getting old and my eye's sometimes deceive me, but can anyone else see the face of a child directly above the sharks head?

  15. andyp

    andyp Active Member

    Not going to beat 2md's, as usual!

    but anyway......

    "Prince Charles criticised for excessive spending on big-game fishing trip"

    Only other one I can think of involves a very dodgy play on the word "chopper" and would probably get moderated....... :eek:
  16. DaveR

    DaveR Active Member

    Now that you come to mention it.....

    No. ;)
  17. WoodenFlugel

    WoodenFlugel Moderator Staff Member

    Bob quickly realised that Shark dentistry wasn't the career for him

    (Roger...yes I can too...)
  18. Di

    Di Active Member

    This rookie is desperate to work his way up the promotion ladder! :)
  19. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    That's the "Lynx" effect.
  20. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Bert was less than impressed when his mates on the chopper decided to pull the old "inflatable shark leaping out of the water at him" gag.

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