Caption Competition - June 06

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Di, Jun 6, 2006.

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  1. Di

    Di Active Member

    Its caption time once more.


    Let's have your best captions please. :)
  2. nickjones

    nickjones Active Member

    After "IT'S A KNOCKOUT" Finished the Belgium team fell on hard times..
  3. Steve

    Steve Active Member

    Following the surgery, Hanks decision to order his own replacement organs backfired big time!!
  4. DublinBass

    DublinBass Supporting Member

    Further proof that anybody who plays organ has lost their head!
  5. BrotherBone

    BrotherBone Member

    "That sleepy hollow movie didnt do everything he hoped for his career.."
  6. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    The idea of programming his accordion to play 1812 Overture with genuine cannon and mortar effects proved disastrous
  7. johnflugel

    johnflugel Active Member

    "I, President of the Treiz Etoiles band, sentance you to beheading and two years busking for splitting a note"
  8. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    'Oi, come back here! I said ''I wanna a decaff, mate'', not '' I wanna decapitate''!!
  9. johnflugel

    johnflugel Active Member

    "There can be only one busker MacLeod"
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  10. DaveR

    DaveR Active Member

    The locals didn't seem to appreciate Fred's attempt to play the accordion...
  11. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Even buskers didn't escape punishment in Cromwell's time.
  12. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    If you can't keep ahead, at least try to keep up!
  13. dyl

    dyl Active Member

  14. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Accordion to statistics, nine out of 10 buskers laughed their heads off when they saw people trip in the street.
  15. andyp

    andyp Active Member

    The firs busker ever who really does have "no visible means of support"
  16. andyp

    andyp Active Member

    Obviously misread the line in the instructions that says "Do not squeeze accordion too hard or your head may explode".
  17. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    To the tune of the Beetles "yesterday"

    Leprosy....bit's just keep on dropping off of me,
    I'm not half the man I used to be....since I, contrac-ted, leprosy...
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  18. jingleram

    jingleram Active Member

    Paul's way of prooving that he didn't need to read the music!
  19. ronnie_the_lizard

    ronnie_the_lizard Active Member

    Pierre's musical career was destined for great things until he found that the Grade 1 exam included "sight reading" tests.
  20. ronnie_the_lizard

    ronnie_the_lizard Active Member

    A stunning rendition of "the Headless Horseman" marred only by the absence of a horse.....
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