Caption Competition : July 2008

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Di, Jul 2, 2008.

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  1. Di

    Di Active Member

    Here we go, a fresh start as promised.

    Happy captioning. ;)
  2. UncleStreaky

    UncleStreaky Member

    Just got a few bum notes to iron out...
  3. rikster

    rikster New Member

    you leave your glock for 2 minutes and........
  4. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    Who nicked my chinese?
  5. yank67

    yank67 Member

    Get your finger out of mt ear!
  6. Lewis Chris

    Lewis Chris Member

    My momma always said there was no money in being a percussionist.
  7. Chunky

    Chunky Active Member

    Richard Evans works on his comedy item for BIC 2008.
  8. Ipswich trom

    Ipswich trom Member

    ROFL :clap:
  9. JesTperfect!

    JesTperfect! Member

    ''You're laughing now.....Just you wait until you hear me blow my kettle!''
  10. NeilW

    NeilW Member

    "Dashing away with a smoothing iron"

    ('Twas on the Friday morning,
    When I beheld my darling.
    She looked so neat and charming,
    In every high degree.
    She looked so neat and mini-Oh
    Ironing her linen-Oh!
    Dashing away with a smoothing iron,
    Dashing away with a smoothing iron,
    She stole my heart away.)
  11. FlugelD

    FlugelD Member

    Extreme zithering?
  12. Forest Gump

    Forest Gump Member

    At last a percussion instrument designed for a women to use.
  13. FlugelD

    FlugelD Member

    Harry Lime nicked my iron....
  14. tootnbuzz

    tootnbuzz Member

    The definition of an optimist:
    A zither player with a donations basket.
  15. DublinBass

    DublinBass Supporting Member

    Heck...if a mallet player can make some extra coin whilst practising for Harrogate (which he is getting quite well payed by band to dep for BTW), who should complain?
  16. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    Hmmm, this instrument's still sharp despite buying this Chinese tuner from eBay!
  17. StellaJohnson

    StellaJohnson Active Member

    Fancy a game of table hockey?
  18. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    You had to hand it to him, no matter how hard times got, Shaggy could always find something to knock the hell out of.
  19. tojo

    tojo Member

    man recycles cello from last thread
  20. Ipswich trom

    Ipswich trom Member

    A few more cents amd I should be able to afford a real backing group.
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