Caption Competition : July 2008

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Di, Jul 1, 2008.

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  1. Di

    Di Active Member

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    Here we go, a fresh start as promised.
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    Happy captioning. ;)
     
  2. UncleStreaky

    UncleStreaky Member

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    Just got a few bum notes to iron out...
     
  3. rikster

    rikster New Member

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    you leave your glock for 2 minutes and........
     
  4. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

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    Who nicked my chinese?
     
  5. yank67

    yank67 Member

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    Get your finger out of mt ear!
     
  6. Lewis Chris

    Lewis Chris Member

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    My momma always said there was no money in being a percussionist.
     
  7. Chunky

    Chunky Active Member

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    Richard Evans works on his comedy item for BIC 2008.
     
  8. Ipswich trom

    Ipswich trom Member

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    ROFL :clap:
     
  9. JesTperfect!

    JesTperfect! Member

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    ''You're laughing now.....Just you wait until you hear me blow my kettle!''
     
  10. NeilW

    NeilW Member

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    "Dashing away with a smoothing iron"

    ('Twas on the Friday morning,
    When I beheld my darling.
    She looked so neat and charming,
    In every high degree.
    She looked so neat and mini-Oh
    Ironing her linen-Oh!
    Dashing away with a smoothing iron,
    Dashing away with a smoothing iron,
    She stole my heart away.)
     
  11. FlugelD

    FlugelD Member

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    Extreme zithering?
     
  12. At last a percussion instrument designed for a women to use.
     
  13. FlugelD

    FlugelD Member

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    Harry Lime nicked my iron....
     
  14. tootnbuzz

    tootnbuzz Member

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    The definition of an optimist:
    A zither player with a donations basket.
     
  15. DublinBass

    DublinBass Supporting Member

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    Heck...if a mallet player can make some extra coin whilst practising for Harrogate (which he is getting quite well payed by band to dep for BTW), who should complain?
     
  16. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

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    Hmmm, this instrument's still sharp despite buying this Chinese tuner from eBay!
     
  17. StellaJohnson

    StellaJohnson Active Member

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    Fancy a game of table hockey?
     
  18. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

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    You had to hand it to him, no matter how hard times got, Shaggy could always find something to knock the hell out of.
     
  19. tojo

    tojo Member

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    man recycles cello from last thread
     
  20. Ipswich trom

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    A few more cents amd I should be able to afford a real backing group.
     
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