Caption Competition - July 2007

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Di, Jul 5, 2007.

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  1. Di

    Di Active Member

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    And here for your delight is July's image.

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    Good luck everyone. :)
     
  2. hellyfrost

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    As they were just about to begin the piece the trombone ensemble wondered what had happened to their slides...:confused:
     
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    The trombone section finally carry out their threat to blow the blooming things straight!! :)
     
  4. WhatSharp?

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    Anyone got a light?
     
  5. The Cornet King

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    As the unknown Brass Band Subbuteo team warmed up the opposition was left clutching at straws.
     
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    "Wassamatter?"

    "Every time I blow this thing a jet of water comes out of my left shoulder!"
     
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    The premiere of the latest arrangement of "Fountains of Rome" gets off to a bad start when someone realises they only brought the pipes, not the whole organ.
    Fortunately the show goes on thanks to the improvisational talents of the local brass band!
     
  8. brassneck

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    Saint-Saƫns Organ Symphony played without keys and pedals!
     
  9. PeterBale

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    At the National Convention of Plumbers and Bathroom Operatives, a new solution to the problem of scale on the pipes.
     
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    How many percussionists does it take to assemble the chimes?
     
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    Bad conductor faces blowpipe firing squad!
     
  13. WhatSharp?

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    Super new range of marching Kazoo's launched!
     
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    With the band's budget being so tight, they asked Dave Readhead what he could knock up with his leftover plumbing pipe...
     
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  15. sunny_jimbob

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    Someone's clearly misunderstood the idea of a 'joint' concert...
     
  16. Bass Man

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    I've been warned that one day I'll blow my instrument straight but I never thought they were being serious
     
  17. andyp

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    Band finally finds use for marimba they bought with their Lottery grant......
     
  18. Thirteen Ball

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    Right Now you've all taken your slides away, maybe we can get you lot in tune!!
     
  19. Will the Sec

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    "These deep sea diving brass players are no good for Brass Bands", thought Monty, "they don't like bends."
     
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    Bugle band gets posh gig!
     
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