Caption Competition - January 2008

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  1. Di

    Di Active Member

    And here's our opener for 2008


  2. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    "(Bermuda) Triangle! Try to see it from my angle"

    Barry Manilow's comeback tour got off to a good start...
  3. andyp

    andyp Active Member

    Photo from the premiere of "Concerto for Band and Bet Lynch's Earrings"...
  4. DublinBass

    DublinBass Supporting Member

    Upon hearing that the triangle part would also be removed from the second section testpiece at this year's areas, this cheeky percussionist decided to rebel and overemphasize the part.
  5. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    Carlsberg don't do triangle players... but if they did.....
  6. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    X-Factor goes all percussive.....
  7. Masterblaster jnr

    Masterblaster jnr Active Member

    After the percussionist heard the phrase, "You wait 367 bars to hit a triangle", when it became reality, he sarcastically whallopped the triangle and obliterated the band
  8. Masterblaster jnr

    Masterblaster jnr Active Member

    The new innovative way of punishing those who come in a bar early
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  9. MissRepiano

    MissRepiano New Member

    Joe Bloggs cannot contain his excitement as he shows off the world's first ambidextrous triangle!
  10. Will the Sec

    Will the Sec Active Member

    This was better - it was obviously true, thought Jonathan. You do need to be on acid to play percussion.
  11. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    Doctor, I keep hearing this ringing in my ears!
  12. Debra Smith

    Debra Smith New Member

    wish I'd remembered to put my teeth in.
  13. tubabum

    tubabum New Member

    you want me to hit what?
  14. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    Ivan was about to play his triangle entry when he realised the cushion had fallen off the drum stool......
  15. nickjones

    nickjones Active Member

    The Dandy concussionist suffered from Third Degree Gurns!
  16. BigHorn

    BigHorn Active Member

    "Yes - i'm really happy with my new nose job. This is the frame the surgeon used in the operation.
  17. steve butler

    steve butler Active Member

    I know, I'll point at my sideburn then nobody will notice my huge conk.
  18. Mesmerist

    Mesmerist Well-Known Member

    I`m so happy to get promotion and off the bass section at last
  19. Pops2501

    Pops2501 Active Member

    Can I remember where we are in the piece - Nope - I'll just smile idiotically at the conductor and look confident - Yep - that'll do it every time.
  20. Pops2501

    Pops2501 Active Member

    Now go on Steve show everyone what you got from Father Christmas...
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