Caption Competition - January 2007

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by brassneck, Jan 5, 2007.

  1. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

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    Start of a new year and our first caption competition of 2007 ... here goes!

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  2. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

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    Hell's trombone's recruitmant drive at Dobcross moves on at a frantic pace.
     
  3. brassneck

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    "I thought you said the show needed some sax appeal!"
     
  4. Roger Thorne

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    Hello, hello! is that the adjudicator - we've just come out of registration and will be the next band on stage. The cheque will be paid into your Swiss bank account as agreed.

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  5. Anno Draconis

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    "Hello? Oh, hi Boss. What's that? The stage needs sweeping.... Okaaay, but I'm a bit busy just at the moment. Hang on, you want me to stick the mop WHERE?"
     
  6. Anno Draconis

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    A new experimental rule change is tried out at a wind band contest; anyone whose mobile rings while on stage gets the dreaded "mop wedgie" :eek:
     
  7. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

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    "Sorry, you have a wrong number: this is Pennsylvania 65001"
     
  8. brassneck

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    "No, we may look like bell boys but we really are a band!"
     
  9. PeterBale

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    Butlins Redcoats line up to act as last-minute signings ;)
     
  10. PeterBale

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    "I'm sorry, Mr Lewis, but you cannot blame your latest contest flop on the bell-boy!"
     
  11. Roger Thorne

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    Band Secretary registers complaint at being disqualified as Windband gatecrash Whit Friday March circuit.

    ;)
     
  12. Pops2501

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    "And it's going to take the conductor HOW LONG to get here?!"
     
  13. davidquinlan

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    So thats on 12" Margherita, a 16" Spicy Hot One, two portions of Garlic Bread, Spicy Crunch Chicken Wings and 2 litres of Pepsi please.....
     
  14. davidquinlan

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    The Salvation Army Swing Band recieve details of their next gig from head office..
     
  15. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

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    "I'm sorry, we don't do that sort of drum and bass music requests!"
     
  16. Bass Man

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    What? The Basses are in the pub again? It's the mop for them this time!
     
  17. FlugelD

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    "I've got to go now, dear, Crispin's chewing my leg again..."

    "Yes, we've got lots of sax appeal. No, the advert asked for a band with sax appeal!"

    "Give us the gig, we'll really clean up."
     
  18. DaveR

    DaveR Active Member

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    Darling, I've told you not to phone me when I'm working.
     
  19. Hell's_Trombone

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    "i forgot to set corrie to record!!!"
     
  20. PowerRanger

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    "Yes mother, Professor King really enjoyed working on his new project with us"....................................................................................
    "No mother, he hasn't got another new hair do, it's just a mop we use as a prop!"
     
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