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Don't do it!! You know he'll kill you if you put those Mickey Mouse ears on him!!
"And this is for all those awful Fox's Glacier Mints adverts!!"
"Who ordered the bear castration?"
Is it in yet
With risk of dragging this other wise innocent picture and caption competition down to the gutter... I'm sure there is a gag in there somewhere about "is it in yet?"
All together now
"look for the....bear vasectomy, the simple bear vasectomy, forget about your worries and your strife..."
I don't think anyone'll beat 2md's effort - hilarious! )
"Won't that hurt?"
"Only if I trap my thumbs".
"Right, pal. When Pingu says it's time for school, it's time for school......"
"This'll teach him to fall asleep in the quiet bit of "1812"..."
(Bear) 'Look, the band left here half an hour ago. Typical bleedin' percussionist; coming in late!'
(Penguin with handbag) ' Forget it. That bear's not bothered with your impression of two Mexicans playing tug of war with a penguin, OK?'
No Percy!! I did not say it would take "Symbals" to climb on that Polar Bear!!!"
I'll give you "p p p pick up a penguin"!
"You see, if I can make him jump out of his skin, you can have that nice new rug I promised you dear."
"I don't want the cymbals to clash with my handbag"
"that's WKD, make sure you remind him to buy a battery for his alarm clock!"
Due to demise in audiences figures the 'Worlds strongest penguin' heats added a new level of risk.
This will teach you to fall asleep before my cymbal solo...
Penguin with handbag: "Leave it Terry, he's not worth it!"
Penguin "It was this big..."
Bear "Oh no not this story again"
"Are you sure that's what the Haines manual said to do to jump start a Polar bear??"
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