Caption Competition - February

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Roger Thorne, Feb 2, 2006.

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  1. Roger Thorne

    Roger Thorne Active Member

    Same rules as usual:

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    Have fun!

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  3. 2nd man down

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    Don't do it!! You know he'll kill you if you put those Mickey Mouse ears on him!!
     
  4. 2nd man down

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    "And this is for all those awful Fox's Glacier Mints adverts!!"
     
  5. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    "Who ordered the bear castration?"
     
  6. Is it in yet

    With risk of dragging this other wise innocent picture and caption competition down to the gutter... I'm sure there is a gag in there somewhere about "is it in yet?"
     
  7. 2nd man down

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    All together now

    "look for the....bear vasectomy, the simple bear vasectomy, forget about your worries and your strife..."
     
  8. andyp

    andyp Active Member

    I don't think anyone'll beat 2md's effort - hilarious! :))

    but anyway....

    "Won't that hurt?"

    "Only if I trap my thumbs".
     
  9. andyp

    andyp Active Member

    "Right, pal. When Pingu says it's time for school, it's time for school......"


    "This'll teach him to fall asleep in the quiet bit of "1812"..."
     
  10. Dave Payn

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    (Bear) 'Look, the band left here half an hour ago. Typical bleedin' percussionist; coming in late!'
     
  11. Dave Payn

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    (Penguin with handbag) ' Forget it. That bear's not bothered with your impression of two Mexicans playing tug of war with a penguin, OK?'
     
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    No Percy!! I did not say it would take "Symbals" to climb on that Polar Bear!!!" :eek:
     
  14. Cornishwomble

    Cornishwomble Active Member

    I'll give you "p p p pick up a penguin"!
     
  15. Di

    Di Active Member

    "You see, if I can make him jump out of his skin, you can have that nice new rug I promised you dear." :)
     
  16. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    "I don't want the cymbals to clash with my handbag"
     
  17. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    "that's WKD, make sure you remind him to buy a battery for his alarm clock!"
     
  18. Steve

    Steve Active Member

    Due to demise in audiences figures the 'Worlds strongest penguin' heats added a new level of risk.
     
  19. BbBill

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    This will teach you to fall asleep before my cymbal solo...
     
  20. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Penguin with handbag: "Leave it Terry, he's not worth it!"

    BMB
    xx
     
  21. Ruthless

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    Penguin "It was this big..."
    Bear "Oh no not this story again"
     
  22. 2nd man down

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    "Are you sure that's what the Haines manual said to do to jump start a Polar bear??"
     
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