Caption Competition - February 2007

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by dyl, Feb 8, 2007.

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  1. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    Here's your caption for this month (and please try and beat 2md............;) )


    Let battle commence........................................
  2. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    having eventually found one that will shut up when she's told, Brighouse finally relax their rules and let a female in.
  3. WoodenFlugel

    WoodenFlugel Moderator Staff Member

    Handley's respond to demand for more modern uniform styles with a new "Imperial Stormtrooper" range.
  4. Chunky

    Chunky Active Member

    Visitors from far and wide were attracted to BBA's Big Blow
  5. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    The only downside to the electronic bandsman was that after 2 pints of old peculiar it would turn into the Terminator....
  6. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    They tried a tenor horn version but it still couldn't play in tune :D
    ( I'll start running now shall I :) ).
  7. BbBill

    BbBill Supporting Member

    Steven Spielburg wanted Maurice Murphy and the rest of trumpet section in the Star Wars orchestra, to get alittle more involved in the film music!
  8. Well Worth It

    Well Worth It Active Member

    Tapping the drummer on the shoulder and saying more forwards please.
  9. Well Worth It

    Well Worth It Active Member

    After 18 crushed valve casings, Bach redesigned the trigger configurations.
  10. robcav

    robcav Member

    Norbert was disappointed with his date, organised through the 4BR singles column, as he was sure he'd asked for a 'robust strumpet'.
  11. We tried to warn our principle cornet that his doctor wasn't a recognised plastic surgeon.

    (Yes despite been a bass player I do know it's a trumpet!)
  12. Di

    Di Active Member

    "Wooden"Flugel receives free upgrade. ;)
  13. Alan MacRae

    Alan MacRae Member

    Sony reverse engineer Yamaha's "Silent Brass" system
  14. andyp

    andyp Active Member

    Darth_Tuba's minions take over Brass in Concert.

    (sorry Chris ;))
  15. andyp

    andyp Active Member

    Put an end to all those split high notes with this year's must-have toy......

    The Robo-sop-ian!!
  16. sheilawinter

    sheilawinter Member

    i rather fancy my chances of taking the principle cornet chair at Black Dyke by storm
    im pretty sure that the troops will be a force to be reckoned with and that they will back me 100%
  17. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    Proof that Sibelius produces robotic music ...
  18. andyp

    andyp Active Member

    After "Acid Brass" comes - "Kraftwerk Brass"
  19. trumpetmike

    trumpetmike Active Member

  20. Hells Bones

    Hells Bones Active Member

    The Robotmen form "Dr. Who" attempted to infiltrate the Brass Band movement, this was their infiltrator
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