Caption Competition : December 2008

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Di, Dec 3, 2008.

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  1. Di

    Di Active Member

    Sorry for the delay folks.

    Here we go ho ho ho. :icon_rolleyes:

  2. BigHorn

    BigHorn Active Member

    I hope he doesn't expect us all to fit in there...... I get Santa Claus...trophobic !
  3. impycornet

    impycornet Member

    You can tell its nearly Christmas...
    The phone boxes are full of adverts for Ho Ho Hoes ......
  4. steve butler

    steve butler Active Member

    Dear santa, can I please have 14 mobile phones for Christmas
  5. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    Nobody had told the evil santas that the Tardis is actually a police box, not a phone box.
  6. bbg

    bbg Member

    For goodness' sake, how much longer is he going to be? We've all grown beards the time he's been in there!
  7. bbg

    bbg Member

    "On the fourteenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me................"
  8. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    Are you sure we can work in Woolworths this year?
  9. The Wherryman

    The Wherryman Active Member

    The global shortage of reindeer, caused by the astronomical rise in the price of reindeer fodder, resulted in an unprecedented demand for the Dial-a-Sleigh service.
  10. tojo

    tojo Member

    telephone applications for the most sought after job in the world are going well
  11. tojo

    tojo Member

    [santa to his wife] "sorry im late ive bumped into some of the family in town"
  12. tojo

    tojo Member

    help police im been followed by some strange men
  13. marksmith

    marksmith Active Member

    Call lines open for this year's christmas number 1!
  14. marksmith

    marksmith Active Member

    "Are you sure that this is listed in the Guiness book of records?"
  15. StellaJohnson

    StellaJohnson Active Member

    Santa Baby, so hurry to the phonebox tonight.
  16. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    "Hello?, ah right yes , now we the Amalgamated Union of Christmas Icons demand an increase on our beard allowance, otherwise we're all out! ... ain't that right brothers?"
  17. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    The annual Santa Christmas party hit a snag when the organiser forgot to book the bus
  18. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    Damn it's a phone card phone!
  19. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    The Wizards at the Ministry Of Magic have found a new disguise for the back entrance this year.
  20. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    Anyone got 20p?
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