Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Di, Dec 3, 2008.
Sorry for the delay folks.
Here we go ho ho ho. :icon_rolleyes:
I hope he doesn't expect us all to fit in there...... I get Santa Claus...trophobic !
You can tell its nearly Christmas...
The phone boxes are full of adverts for Ho Ho Hoes ......
Dear santa, can I please have 14 mobile phones for Christmas
Nobody had told the evil santas that the Tardis is actually a police box, not a phone box.
For goodness' sake, how much longer is he going to be? We've all grown beards the time he's been in there!
"On the fourteenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me................"
Are you sure we can work in Woolworths this year?
The global shortage of reindeer, caused by the astronomical rise in the price of reindeer fodder, resulted in an unprecedented demand for the Dial-a-Sleigh service.
telephone applications for the most sought after job in the world are going well
[santa to his wife] "sorry im late ive bumped into some of the family in town"
help police im been followed by some strange men
Call lines open for this year's christmas number 1!
"Are you sure that this is listed in the Guiness book of records?"
Santa Baby, so hurry to the phonebox tonight.
"Hello?, ah right yes , now we the Amalgamated Union of Christmas Icons demand an increase on our beard allowance, otherwise we're all out! ... ain't that right brothers?"
The annual Santa Christmas party hit a snag when the organiser forgot to book the bus
Damn it's a phone card phone!
The Wizards at the Ministry Of Magic have found a new disguise for the back entrance this year.
Anyone got 20p?
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