Caption Competition - December 2007

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Di, Dec 1, 2007.

  1. Di

    Di Active Member

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    Well doesn't time fly! It has come round to December and we have our Christmas caption again! :icon_biggrin:

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  2. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

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    Wannabee Rudolphs do their bit for Red Nose Day!
     
  3. DannyCollin

    DannyCollin Member

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    How much ??? its a little deer ( dear ) init ?
     
  4. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

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    Applicants for the horn section vacancies meet up on the big day!
     
  5. nella01

    nella01 New Member

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    Squeeze their noses and the reindeer brass band play a tune for you
     
  6. MissRepiano

    MissRepiano New Member

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    Santa's reindeer were feeling a little puzzled after they thought they had arrived at the north pole, but then realised they were in France!
     
  7. Bass Man

    Bass Man Active Member

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    After the Royal Mail dispute, Santas Reindeer decide to strike over pay and conditions.
     
  8. bbg

    bbg Member

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    The Band Secretary just knew there had to be a catch after they ordered their brand-new walking-out uniforms for £50 the lot...........
     
  9. Masterblaster jnr

    Masterblaster jnr Active Member

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    After being sacked by santa for drinking all his mulled wine, the reindeers decided to go in search of their homes in lapland.

    Unfortunately, due to the mass amounts of alcohol, they ended up in the middle of europe
     
  10. floppymute

    floppymute Member

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    It looks like rain dear.
     
  11. WoodenFlugel

    WoodenFlugel Moderator Staff Member

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    The blonde one is Donner...




    (apologies to any Donna's reading this ;))
     
  12. Sandy Smith

    Sandy Smith Member

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    Applicants arrive in Queensbury for the "choose a Black Dyke mascot" competition.
     
  13. David Mann

    David Mann Member

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    Look lads, I'll do whatever it takes to win Brass In Concert!
     
  14. Masterblaster jnr

    Masterblaster jnr Active Member

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    On the big screen in the centre of the town, the queens christmas speech went down a storm with literally nine watching
     
  15. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

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    Consternation at the auditions for the new Santa Brass Band when all the applicants for the horn section turned out to be antlers instead.
     
  16. flash harry

    flash harry Member

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    A mistake had occurred with The Charcoal Grill's Christmas order. They now wondered how they could market the new "Festive Donner Kebab".
     
  17. Black Dyke come up with another ruse to get to the front of the queue at Delph
     
  18. Masterblaster jnr

    Masterblaster jnr Active Member

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    White River Brass

    become

    White Glacier Brass
     
  19. Strange turn out at the X Factor audition's after Simon Cowell was quoted saying "Who will win the X Factor this year, no i dear"
     
  20. BigHorn

    BigHorn Active Member

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    One on left points to nose and says "Im Blitzen the Brown Nosed Reindeer - I can run just as fast as Rudolph - but can't stop as quick"
     
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