Caption Competition - August 2007

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  1. Di

    Di Active Member

    Here's your starter for 10 for August.

    Blow yerselves away with this one. ;)

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  2. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    The lads weren't daft, they knew that chefs curry was legendary, and safety measures for the morning were a must!
     
  3. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    "On my command, brow lings!"
     
  4. sunny_jimbob

    sunny_jimbob Member

    Competition was fierce at Snotrag Silver Band's annual bogey blowing contest...

    (bleurgh, sorry!)
     
  5. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    Hahaha! :clap:
     
  6. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    As the economic crisis begins to bite, the Life Guards band of the Chinese People's Republic prepares for its new peace-time role.
     
  7. Di

    Di Active Member

    Lower brass players were disappointed when the arrived at the "tuber" convention.
     
  8. Di

    Di Active Member

    Band suffer from lack of instruments due to inflation rates
     
  9. 2nd man down

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    The Guinness book of records were unimpressed with the Japanese Navy's attempt at the record for most people singing and doing the actions for Nerrie the Eriphant.
     
  10. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    And on hearing that this weeks special guest speaker was Jade Goody, the men on board the Warship Rising Sun preferred to take their chances with the sharks.
     
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  12. 2nd man down

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    Emporor Hiro Hito's birthday party balloons proved to be a bit of a let down.
     
  13. 2nd man down

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    The latest innovation, airbags implanted up nostrils, proved to be less than successful.
     
  14. andyp

    andyp Active Member

    Japanese Navy budget cutbacks leave the Emperor's 14th Kamikaze Division Training Band unable to afford new instruments!
     
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    Translators mistake leads to misunderstanding during world premiere of new arrangement of Gary Numan's "Tubeway Army"
     
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    Auditions for Chinese National Wind Band hampered by eBay Auctions!
     
  17. pale_rider

    pale_rider New Member

    "Could I have your tuning note again please...?"
     
  18. Brassb3ll3nd

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    Wan Hung Lo was not impressed by the prescriptions dished out at the Red Square Haemorrhoid Clinic !!
     
  19. Brassb3ll3nd

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    Inflation in China looks set to soar.
     
  20. andyp

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    Rest of Japanese Navy ship's company misunderstands Drum Major Smith's request for a rehearsal to get the "band's eye" in.
     
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    Upperby Clog Mill Band are so Northern they start each rehearsal with a black pudding eating contest.
     
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