Caption Competition : April 2007

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Di, Apr 1, 2007.

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  1. Di

    Di Active Member

    Here you go then ladies and gentlefolks.

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    As always, the prize is unlimited access to your favourite forum. ;)

    Have fun.
     
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    MFI introduce new Brass fittings for showers....
     
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    A new approach to playing Handel's water music
     
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    Twyfords recycling initiative finds a better use for Ian Perks' Baritone

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  8. PeterBale

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    "Anyvone care to spend ein Pfennig?"
     
  10. andyp

    andyp Active Member

    Ancient instrument discovered...

    The "piddlaphone" - plays in the key of "P"
     
  11. andyp

    andyp Active Member

    Best be careful with the water keys on this one!!!
     
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  13. bigmamabadger

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    MUSIC: Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek!
    SCENE: The Bates Motel
    The last few swirls of valve oil slither down the plughole.... another victim falls to Norman's boltcutters.
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  14. Roger Thorne

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    We aim to keep these toilets clean - your aim will help!

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  15. Di

    Di Active Member

    Well didn't we all know they were taking the pee when they created the baritone. :rolleyes:
     
  16. andyp

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    Now we know why the 4th valve was added to the baritone - it's for the flush!
     
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    The band soon realised there was more to being sponsored by Armitage Shanks than just the money....
     
  18. PeterBale

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    The new baritone solo "Air for Looby Loo" takes on a completely fresh connotation ;)
     
  19. andyp

    andyp Active Member

    Now instead of taking the "P" out of the baritone.......
     
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    The new extra wide urinals at pontins proved popular with bandsmen and women alike
     
  21. dyl

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    The inspiration behind Denzil Stephens' baritone solo, 'Rippling Waters', is finally revealed.
     
  22. PeterBale

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    This seems to call for a new arrangement of "P*ss in the Corner", from "Jeux d'Enfant" by Georges Bidet.
     
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