Caption Competition - April 2006

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by dyl, Apr 1, 2006.

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  1. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    Here's your pic for this month...............usual rules apply................good luck..............etc.

  2. Rapier

    Rapier Supporting Member

    Using the Bass as a Toilet was the clear winner of the, "What Use are Basses?" Competition!
  3. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    A founder member of 'Basses O' Th' Bairn' band.....
  4. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    (Thinks) 'Not sure mummy made herself clear when she asked the salesman for a toddler's bed with a solid brass base'
    Last edited: Apr 2, 2006
  5. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    'Does my bum look big in this?'
  6. Mrs Fruity

    Mrs Fruity Member

    :) :) :)

    Disappointed at being told by the health clinic that he was too young for colonic irrigation, young (famous bass-playing surname) asked his dad to help out.
    Last edited: Apr 2, 2006
  7. iggmeister

    iggmeister Member

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  8. James Yelland

    James Yelland Active Member

    A young Denis Wick dreams of his commercial future.
  9. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Why this particular young lad was rejected as the player featured in the photos of A Tune A Day for Tuba, book 1.
  10. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    Orchestral tuba player takes on baby-sitting job during bars rest in Mahler symphony!
  11. new method of quiet practice...

    silent brARSE!!!
  12. Griffin

    Griffin Active Member

    You don't half asleep in some weird places when your drunk!
  13. matti_raz

    matti_raz Member

    After an exremely tiring band rehearsal no one could deny Jim had earned the rest! Besides this was equally important practise for his yeras in the box!
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  14. matti_raz

    matti_raz Member

    He had been quietly confident nobody would search for him here, but three weeks? did they not practise anymore?
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  15. Redhorn

    Redhorn New Member

    Mr Childs made it clear to David from a young age what his destiny was to be! ;-)
  16. Maestro

    Maestro Active Member

    So that's where the title 'Asleep In The Deep' came from.
  17. The other son

    The other son Member

    Bass - "I ATE A BABY!!!!"
  18. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    'Sheesh! That's the last time I ask ''How do you get A minor on the tuba?'' '
    Last edited: Apr 2, 2006
  19. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member



    - not quite weaned on the tuba yet!
  20. Di

    Di Active Member

    "the son has got his hat on" for Eb tuba. :rolleyes:
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