caption comp for flixton site

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by sparkling_quavers, Jul 31, 2004.

  1. sparkling_quavers

    sparkling_quavers Active Member

    We have a picture from last months 'pic of the month' featuring myself, lynchie and T-horn which could do with some further captions.

  2. drummergurl

    drummergurl Active Member

    t-horn-"mmmmmm sparklingquavers wont mind me eating all her food mwahahahaaaaa" meanwhile whilst t-horn is munching, he doesnt realise the person with no head going to steal it aaaaaaaaaaaaalll (even tho he has more than enuf on his plate)
  3. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

    The farts from T-horn were enough to knock poor sparkly out and blow lynchie's head right off.

    Damn curry and chips! Now we need a trom dep for the next job!
  4. ComposerAndy

    ComposerAndy Member

    erm dunno
    Last edited: Sep 16, 2004
  5. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Lynchie's attempt to look like the Angel Gabriel just drove the other two mad (see light above lynchie's head.....)
  6. rutty

    rutty Active Member

    "Who want's to see my fillings?"
  7. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    errr.... not my head dave...
  8. nickjones

    nickjones Active Member

    The flixton production of the Headless horseman...needed some refinement..
    " More Grolch and more vomit required "
  9. Euph-Bari

    Euph-Bari Active Member

    Rach slept in peace whilst bob ate his mates head
  10. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Ah well, not having met you, I assumed sparkly's order of naming those in the picture would be from left to right! Ho hum! ;-)
  11. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

    Aw! Bless :roll: :D
  12. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Still, if I had read a couple of the earlier captions (particularly your 'farting' one), I'd have figured out who was who.... :oops: :oops:

    OK: (t-horn) 'Simple lynchie, if you want to get 'ahead' in life you have to eat this stuff......'
  13. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

    Don't rely on me, Dave, I've never knowingly met any of them either - the only one I could tell for sure was sparkly, for obvious reasons. :wink:
  14. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Quite. Sparkly for obvious reasons and I should have recognized lynchie after the stories about him blowing his trombone so loudly in a field that his head fell off ;-) As the picture indicates, he now has to ingest his food via the nether regions. Could get nasty if he's fed meatballs.....

    :lol: :lol:
  15. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    don't mock have no idea of my pain... :cry:

    ps. I wouldn't suggest trying to imagine how I play the trombone now either...
  16. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    I only jest ;-) In any case, knowing about pain comes easy to someone with my surname.... ;-)
  17. Bluebottle

    Bluebottle Member

    And the latest on Crimewatch:

    Who cut off Lynchie's head?

    Only two witnesses - one must be innocent due to presence of halo, but other was sleeping.

    If you can help please contact us in 087968 HEADACHE

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