Can you fly?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by JessopSmythe, Nov 14, 2003.

  1. JessopSmythe

    JessopSmythe Active Member

    An Englishman, an Irishman and an American are stood on top of the Empire State building after a night on the lash. The American turns to the others and says

    "If you're drunk enough, you can jump of here, fly all the way round and land back on this balcony"

    "Don't be stupid" replies the Irishman.

    "OK, I'll prove it" Says the American before jumping off, flying 2 laps and making a perfect landing infront of his astonished friends.

    "Wow, I'll have a go at that" Says the Irish man.

    Standing on the railings he leaps off, flapping his arms and plunges do his death on the pavement below.

    The englishman turns to the American and says....

    "You're a horrible sod when you're p***ed, Superman"
  2. Seedhouse

    Seedhouse Active Member

    :lol: Nice!
  3. super_sop

    super_sop Supporting Member

    LOL :lol: :lol:
  4. Jo Elson

    Jo Elson Member

    Very Good-and it was clean!!!
  5. Euph-Bari

    Euph-Bari Active Member

    off topic sorry - luv the avatar super_sop!
  6. JessopSmythe

    JessopSmythe Active Member

    Of course it was clean. What else would you expect from me? :dunno
  7. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    Please tell me that's a rhetorical question!!!! :D
  8. Jo Elson

    Jo Elson Member

    It's probably best I don't answer that one! :bounce
  9. bagpuss

    bagpuss Active Member

    It's DEFINITELY better if I don't answer that, as I was best man at Jessop's wedding and have been on many holidays with him and his ball and chain.

  10. JessopSmythe

    JessopSmythe Active Member

    Come on Mods, help me out here, surely this is defamation of character?
  11. bagpuss

    bagpuss Active Member

    It can't possibly be defamation of character:

    Firstly, what is being said must be untrue!!!
    Secondly, you have to have a character that can be defamed before some one can defame it!! As I recall, your character (and possibly even parentage) have been called into question by better people than me!!!!

    Puss Puss
  12. Roger Thorne

    Roger Thorne Active Member

    I think you'll have to promise to buy the mods a few beers first!

  13. Keppler

    Keppler Moderator Staff Member

    I agree about the defamation of character! Superman was a lovely chap!
  14. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    What do you mean "was" :?: :wink: :lol:
  15. Keppler

    Keppler Moderator Staff Member

    well he was before he got a tv series... then he turned into a ponce..
  16. Jo Elson

    Jo Elson Member

    Unlucky Piers.
  17. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Yeah? You've met his Dad though. There is no way Jessop-Smythe is not the son of his father. Apart from the religious leanings they might be clones...
    And his dad has been known to tell dirty jokes, he just didn't know they were dirty, bless 'im!

    Jessop-Smythe is a potty-mouth. :roll:
    Big Sister Badger