A biker was riding along a Californian beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head, and in a booming voice, The Lord said, 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.' The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.' The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous use of natural resources to do this, some of which would be exhausted. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for wordly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honour and glorify my creations.' The biker thought for a long time. Finally he said, 'Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she's giving me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing is wrong, and how can I make a woman truly happy?' The Lord replied, 'You want two or four lanes on that bridge?'