Build me a bridge!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by JessopSmythe, Jan 30, 2006.

  1. JessopSmythe

    JessopSmythe Active Member

    A biker was riding along a Californian beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head, and in a booming voice, The Lord said, 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

    The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.' The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous use of natural resources to do this, some of which would be exhausted. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for wordly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honour and glorify my creations.'

    The biker thought for a long time. Finally he said, 'Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she's giving me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing is wrong, and how can I make a woman truly happy?'

    The Lord replied, 'You want two or four lanes on that bridge?'
     
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  3. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Oh ha ha. If I tell your missis that one someone's going to be sleeping on the sofa tonight... how you bin, bro?
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  4. 1alexm

    1alexm Member

    shouldn't this be on the bad joke thread
     
  5. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    But it's a good joke?!
     
  6. 1alexm

    1alexm Member

    well everybody has differant opinions i suppose
     
  7. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Don't encourage him Bunny dear. You know what he's like...
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  8. 1alexm

    1alexm Member

    what am i like?
     
  9. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    I'm sure you're lovely, but I meant don't encourage Jessop-Smythe by telling him it was a good joke. He's infamous for his **** jokes. He often rings me up specially to tell me them....
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  10. 1alexm

    1alexm Member

    sorry i thought you were talking to me:oops:
     
  11. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    Only because he knows how much you love them!
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    x <--- just for you :p
     
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