"Breaking" News - Light Headed Bouncy thing banned from bouncing!!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Di, Jul 25, 2005.

  1. Di

    Di Active Member

    It is with mixed feelings that I announce I have banned the bouncy one (Vickitorious for those of you who are not sure ;)) from bouncing!!! :bounce:bounce

    Tonight, she bounced her way down the stairs and on the bottom stair bounced so high, she head butted the light shade. It came back down with such force it pulled itself right off the cable and came crashing to the floor!! :eek:

    I am now left with one broken glass lamp shade and a set of bare wires hanging from the ceiling. :ranting2::evil:


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  3. DublinBass

    DublinBass Supporting Member

    Talk English Woman!!

    Wot R U on about?!!!
     
  4. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    ... she probably was bouncing down the stairs on her spacehopper! :)
     
  5. TheMusicMan

    TheMusicMan tMP Founder Staff Member

    I think she is referring to the bouncy one as Vic!!

    Seems like she bounced a tad too high eh!

    How long is the ban for Di?
     
  6. jingleram

    jingleram Active Member

    Ooh that's unlucky! But if you're thinking about replacing the shade then there are some nice ads at the bottom for you to browse!
     
  7. Di

    Di Active Member

    Hmm, we have L shaped lounge through dining room, three matching shades, and matching shade on landing. :rolleyes: Fortunately only one panel was completely shattered, MIGHT be able to glue/grip one in position (can you get glue for glass and metal), then place the damaged one at the back of the dining room with missing panel facing out to the back garden, no one will ever know :wink:
     
  8. Di

    Di Active Member

    Yup, thats right, thanks John. I thought everyone recognised Vic as the "bouncy one". ;)

    How long? Haven't decided yet, but I don't suppose she can be held down for long, she might bust a spring. :tongue:
     
  9. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    :redface: ... erm! The spacehopper sounded good though!
     
  10. Steve

    Steve Active Member

    Diane, you could be missing a trick here. Now one of the matching shades is broken the whole lot will have to go and you will be forced to redecorate the entire house and blame it all on the young one. Hubby will be pleased!!!!

    p.s do you need public liability insurance to take her out the house?
     
  11. Vickitorious

    Vickitorious Active Member

    Sorry.. I bounced tonight during eye of the tiger! :(

    AND.. ok the lamp broke.. but any sympathy for me? It cut my leg as it came down :( I have a boo boo! :( hehe

    :wink:
     
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  13. Di

    Di Active Member

    But I like my shades :(

    And I really really cba to decorate. :rolleyes:

    And PS, no one would insure her! :tongue:
     
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  14. Di

    Di Active Member

    You bounced at band tonight when I wasnt watching?!? You baaaaaaad girl!
    :wink:


    Oh purleeease, get me the magnifying glass. :dunno:hammer
     
  15. Steve

    Steve Active Member

    you always have my sympathy Vik, i hope the leg heals for when the bouncing ban ends.
     
  16. Vickitorious

    Vickitorious Active Member

    I HAVE A HOLE IN MY LEG!! :sup:eek:
     
  17. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Something similar happened to my girlfriend a few days ago. She wasn't bouncing mind, but tried to swat a moth and the lamp shade was released from its moorings and suffered from the subsequent gravitational pull.....(i.e. it broke loose and fell on the damn floor!)
     
  18. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Quite clearly a case of the lamp shade being mounted in a dangerous and irresponsible position likely to cause injury and distress to bouncing Tiggers.


    I'd drag her in to that Court Vic, it's an open and shut case!! ;)

    Damages, damages and more damages!! ££££££££££ Cher-Chiiiiiiiing!!!! ££££££££££
     
  19. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    I'd have thought there'd been enough damages already with the broken light fitting :!: :shock: ;)
     

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