These might keep you entertained: Q: How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Five. One to handle the bulb and four to tell him how much better they could have done it. Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door? A: The doorbell shrieks! Q: What's the difference between a bass trombone and a chain saw? A: Vibrato, though you can minimize this difference by holding the chain saw very still. Q: What is a gentleman? A:Somebody who knows how to play the trombone, but doesn't. Post up any more you know!