You just wouldn't believe it Just couldn't believe what I saw last Wednesday when I went to Southend. I was down by the beach and a man and a woman were having a blazing argument. Things started to get heated and the language was colourful to say the least. I was worried because there were a lot of children watching what was going on. Fortunately someone had called the police and a male PC in his mid forties attended the incident. My first thought was "great, this will stop anyone getting hurt". I could barely believe my eyes when the PC took out his truncheon and started to beat the man across the head repeatedly. There were screams from the children and the adults were obviously shocked by these scenes . At the time I could not understand why there was no blood, however the man was obviously in a great degree of distress and was shouting and screaming. Then, right out of the blue a crocodile appeared and stole all the sausages!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!