Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by bagpuss, Mar 16, 2006.
Presumably available from your local vet!!
When you've had Man Flu, Bird Flu doesn't scare you much.
Yea, that sounds about right. :tongue:
Oh dear, did you have a raging temperature, a streaming nose, dizzy head and be completely unable to make your own breakfast fry-up followed by 8 rounds of toast and marmalade? Were you at death's door?:tongue: :tongue:
Make my own cooked breakfast?? As if!
I dream of someone making me a cooked breakfast! The only time that happens is on holiday!
Why on Earth or any other planet would the poor afflicted man want to do a thing like that??? It was for this purpose that women were invented (that and other things which are unmentionable on a family forum). If women don't do the cooking/ironing/cleaning/washing etc etc., what other useful application do they have???
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Oh dear. Someone's been in the sugar bowl again. Someone needs to spend some time on the naughty chair before his bottom gets spanked.
Women are indeed there to clean up after, look after and generally mollycoddle incompetent men. Bless their little cotton socks.:tongue:
HAHAHAHAHAHA Rofl run for the hills while you can still use your legs!!!:clap:
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