Bigger birds?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Big Twigge, Jul 13, 2004.

  1. Big Twigge

    Big Twigge Active Member

    Recently I've been noticing that birds (of the winged variety) appear to be getting larger. I keep seeing enormous blackbirds and huge evil penguins (pigeons)!
    Is it just me?
  2. drummergurl

    drummergurl Active Member comment

    (but yes)
  3. JessopSmythe

    JessopSmythe Active Member

    Are you sure it's not you getting smaller, Caz?
  4. Big Twigge

    Big Twigge Active Member

    I think that would be wishful thinking Mr JS!
  5. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    you're right, they're getting bigger... I've been feeding them up to use as my army when I try to take over the world... is that a problem for anyone?
  6. JessopSmythe

    JessopSmythe Active Member

  7. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    ... i can't believe you knew about those sites...
  8. JessopSmythe

    JessopSmythe Active Member

    I didn't know about them :shock:
    I remembered hearing a news story about secret documents being released recently that mentioned pigeons in the army, so I looked to see what the almighty google knew about it.
  9. Dave Euph

    Dave Euph Member

    Interesting observation?! :?

    I don't see many birds (maybe I just don't go out much!) so I can't really comment ;)
  10. bigcol

    bigcol Member

    Bugger - thought you were talking about birds as in lasses.

    Got all excited there for a moment! :oops:
  11. jambo

    jambo Member

    Not sure about birds but I have had this enormous blue bottle zooming around the office all week and i swear if it dive bombs me once more its dead! :evil:
  12. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Don't suppose the nurses moved your chair nearer the window did they, that way they would look a bit bigger! :wink:
  13. Liz Courts

    Liz Courts Active Member

    I can't say that I have noticed an increase in the sizes of birds... :?
  14. They are growing because people feed them more. We went to alton towers recently and we feed a duck chips and a hot dog!
  15. MoominDave

    MoominDave Well-Known Member

    The crows that loiter outside work have ballooned - they're like Ravens now. And we trapped a wasp with a body an inch long the other day.
  16. JessopSmythe

    JessopSmythe Active Member

    Would've been more fun to feed the duck and chips to a dog!
  17. bigcol

    bigcol Member

    This conversation is getting very Hitchcock/Sci Fi!
  18. akwarose

    akwarose Active Member

    wot a random post....... i cant say i have noticed them getting bigger, but then i havent really been paying much attention to the size of them, just too busy making sure they dont poo on my head actually...
  19. Pythagoras

    Pythagoras Active Member

    Definitely think that the Pigeons are getting bigger.
  20. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    apparently if you feed pigeons rice they get much bigger very quickly... hehehehehe :twisted:

    disclaimer: do not feed pigeons rice. I cannot be held accountable for any pigeons that explode in your face...

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