Best Reasons Ever for Not Excercising...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by MRSH, Dec 11, 2004.

  1. MRSH

    MRSH Supporting Member

    North Lancing
    1 My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where the hell she is.

    2 The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

    3 I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.

    4 I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

    5 I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.

    6 I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

    7 I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

    8 The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

    9 If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

    10 I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
  2. rightnowmusic

    rightnowmusic Member

    Excellent !! And I can relate to all of them ! :D:D:D:D
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