Best Episode of Phoenix Nights

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Andy_Euph, May 22, 2004.

  1. Andy_Euph

    Andy_Euph Active Member

    So what is the best episode of Phoenix Nights?

    I like the 3rd/4th? episode of Series 1, the Keith Lard story is ace and the episode is rounded off by the "pyskick" who gets the word "nonce"... quality :lol: :lol: :lol:
  2. neiltwist

    neiltwist Active Member

    well, going to have to go for the last episode of series one.

    "what are you going to do old man on your own?"

    "he's not on his own"

    "what've you done to your hair?"


    "are you wearin a wig?"


    "who's that, the fons?"
  3. Danny_L

    Danny_L Member

    The Quiz episode in series 2!!

    "I want you to name, the magnificent seven....


    ......We'll sh*t 'em"

  4. neiltwist

    neiltwist Active Member

    love that episode danny, ps, I was still drunk when I woke up on that sunday ;)

    or another good bit is any of the dj bits

    "I'm walking in the air..."

    "me heads bangin"


    or "look at me I'm on the bus!"
  5. Andy_Euph

    Andy_Euph Active Member

    Aye some absolutely fantastic gags in both series.

    Bit of respect ladies and gentlemen, for the captain... cue the German national anthem on the bandit :D

    Its all a blur Ray, until Chairman Mao kicked my front door in... you must have sh*t yourself... oh thank you very much big mouth

    Also the comedy night... ace
  6. markyboy

    markyboy Member

    I loved the karaoke night episode where the gormless lad with the glasses (whose name I've forgotten) came on as Gary Glitter.
    There he was singing 'D'ya wanna be in my gang?' to the audience, the responce was less than enthusiastic!!
    Really bad taste, but thats Pheonix Nights for you!
  7. neiltwist

    neiltwist Active Member

    "what's wrong with it?"

    "it's pissed, get it a kebab"
  8. bigcol

    bigcol Member

    Hawhey - what about the first ep of series 2?

    With the immortal phrase "Garlic Bread - it's the future, I've tasted it" and Jim Bowen in a Wig, and Jerry singing "Come and get your black bin bags" in Asda to the Men in Black tune.

    (Actually if I'm honest, my fave was the Keith Lard one from Series 1, just for the aeorbics scene :roll: )
  9. Danny_L

    Danny_L Member

    Can ya 'ear me now?
  10. six pints

    six pints Active Member

    still, nothing can beat live at bolten albert halls

    hobnobs, they're like marines!
  11. missflugel

    missflugel Member

    Paddy and Max. Hilarious

    Le Beer, le d@#khead :lol:

    Jo x
  12. neiltwist

    neiltwist Active Member

    have to agree with jo, that is the best bit of both series'!
  13. lottie4744

    lottie4744 Member

    Family funday has to be the best episode:!: :D
  14. Andy_Euph

    Andy_Euph Active Member

    Aye that is class, opening line someone shouts out:

    "Can you here me now".... Peter Kaye's response is pure gold!

    "You can peak too early son...just like your dad" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
  15. Lauradoll

    Lauradoll Active Member

    I canny decide. The stange thing is that the more you watch it, the funnier it gets!

    Sweet Baby Jesus.......
  16. Euph-Bari

    Euph-Bari Active Member

    Keep Your Arms and legs inside the ride at all time, or you may die!........
  17. hornblower

    hornblower Member

    the one with th horse is good, but the inflatable you know what and the pink play area is class , so it has to be family fun day!!!!
  18. yr_epa

    yr_epa Member

    The one with the students is a class one!

    Whats your name?


    Is that short for Stupid?!


    This might come as a little bit of a suprise to you.....but........ arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Class :D :D
  19. abracadeborah

    abracadeborah New Member

    The Keith Lard has to be the funniest one for me,
    "He's drawing a he drawing a dog?"

    "His bark's worse than his bite"

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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